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From Texas Monthly's February issue: texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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Extent to which White House allies are signaling that this is a culture war issue, not a technical one, is striking
I'm told Anthropic is perplexed by the situation they are facing, so they've turned to @k8em0 to do their on-the-record rapid response. These people really just don't get it....
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I’ve actually shed a tear reading the Gettysburg address at this monument I mean what the fuck
Jun 13
Dana White: Are we translating that or what?...That was English? Oh shit, alright. It was Spanish to me.
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Took him 10 years to figure out how to frame sucking up to the man who spread dirt about his wife’s mental illness as an act of masculine will, but he did it
After he lost to President Donald Trump in 2016, US Sen @tedcruz said some told him to take his ball and go home.
“You aught to behave like a petulant little bitch,” Cruz said of the advice.
But he said he refused and became one of Trump’s best allies in the US Senate
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These videos, which often make use of the ways Christmastime can feel a little off, belong to the eyes wide shut cinematic universe
Jun 11
It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion.
But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's
Credit: homeforchristmasofficial
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doesn’t really feel like the 90s at all, but that’s not surprising
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Patrick is worried about losing in November. He should be.
Texas Ag Commission Sid Miller clears the air with the Lt. Gov. after being criticized for not supporting Republicans after getting beat in the primary.
Patrick also called @JohnCornyn a “sore loser” in our interview, hitting the Sen. for bad comments about Paxton and Trump.
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20 Jun 2014
I see the left pushing soccer for the same reason they push anything else - to undermine our culture.
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Jun 12
"I’d asked Miller if he could turn me—a soft-bodied man who tears up listening to humpback whale vocalizations on YouTube and gets excited researching new types of organic seeds for his backyard bird feeder—into a dangerous individual," writes Peter Holley. “'Absolutely!' he’d responded." texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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Jun 12
BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?”
BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”
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Jun 12
gotta wonder how Javaid Anwar feels about this stuff
Jun 12
A slide from the “Don’t Sharia My Texas” luncheon of the Texas GOP convention.
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Jun 12
Apparently the elephant pissed all over the floor on the way out of the convention hall
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Jun 12
lt gov dan patrick came to the convention with FMV shorts of himself marching through american history in an... interesting leather jacket
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Jun 12
together with the fact that patrick brought his vintage mustang to the floor show, for some reason, it tends to confirm the impression of Patrick as the Boomer Final Boss
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PA Announcer warned everyone to keep their wits about them and clear the aisles for a “larger than life surprise.”
What that might be is the elephant in the room we’re all wondering about.
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Jun 12
a bit hard to find, but I really loved this short documentary with David Hockney about Chinese scroll painting and linear perspective criterionchannel.com/a-day-o…
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Jun 12
The Texas GOP now has its fifth leader in six years. Abraham George was simply too swagged out, smoked too tough: texasmonthly.com/news-politi…
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