lawyer, muscician, idiot // what an empty epitaph that is // @jcsupercarband // @roughdetective // @STLcitysc // @saints // thoughts are my own
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collin retweeted
28 Nov 2025
You know, I was God once.
Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
#Futurama
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collin retweeted
28 Nov 2025
she will never pass the bar exam and i think that’s beautiful
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will never miss an opportunity to retweet the SPIN MOVE from well-known running threat Drew Brees
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being in the dome for this game was something else, man
19 Nov 2025
November 19th, 2017: The New Orleans Saints rally back from 31-16 with less than 6 minutes left to beat Washington in OT.
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collin retweeted
13 Nov 2025
rewatching some older simpsons episodes and they had this thing to em i dont know how to explain it
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collin retweeted
9 Nov 2025
21 pilots needs to stick to aviation that was shit from the butt
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I have angered the 21 pilots stans, which does not matter because they are all 12
I’m here to chew bubblegum and talk shit on 21 pilots, and I’m all out of bubblegum.
for real, they ruined the white stripes induction to the RNRHOF just now. Jesus, what was that?
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collin retweeted
6 Nov 2025
not a lot of albums I'd give a true 10/10 to, but this is one of them
feel free to drop one of your perfect 10s below
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it’s probably “burning down the house” but I’m partial to “what a day that was” and “making flippy floppy”
6 Nov 2025
best talking heads song of all time and you aren’t allowed to say this must be the place or once in a lifetime
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oh she FOR SURE did not pass the CA bar exam
Kim Kardashian reveals she uses ChatGPT for legal advice on her law exam questions during her Vanity Fair Lie Detector interview.
“I use it for legal advice. So when I am needing to know the answer to a question, i'll take a picture and snap it and put it in there. They're always wrong. It has made me fail tests. And then I'll get mad and I'll yell at it and be like, “You made me fail. Why did you do this?”
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