Software Engineer. Opinions expressed here 100% represent the views of my employer.
Joined August 2009
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17 Jan 2023
Long before this site was taken over by a complete shithead, I said them breaking good third-party clients is what would get me off here, so I guess that’s that.
17 Jan 2023
Twitter is enforcing its long-standing API rules. That may result in some apps not working.
Community note
Currently it's all major third party clients not some. Also, it is unknown what long standing rules have been broken as no guidance has been provided to any API partner. And as the tweet notes, these rules have not changed.
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21 Nov 2022
Donovan Mitchell is basically the only good thing going in my sports life right now. I would give my life for that man.
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28 Dec 2022
Acclimating to the agony of having your dog do the cutest things but never when you have the camera ready
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Corey McMahon retweeted
19 Dec 2022
triggering men in SUVs by simply biking in the cold
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22 Dec 2022
merry christmas here’s my puppy going apeshit on his Kong
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11 Dec 2022
Watson is extremely bad, but at least everyone hates him and the Browns are only stuck with him for 5 more years and owe him record amounts of money.
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9 Dec 2022
Visiting the Christmas markets in Strasbourg and the entire city center is car free 😍🎄🇫🇷🚲
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9 Dec 2022
And by car free I mean actually car free. I’ve seen a police vehicle and a small garbage collection vehicle.
29 Nov 2022
Feel like I’m diassociating every time one of the Mike Lindell MyPillow ads during Fox’s World Cup coverage
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27 Nov 2022
Can’t have two Harbaughs win in the same weekend. The evil becomes too concentrated.
27 Nov 2022
Doubt there’s ever been a team that punches itself in the dick as much and as effectively as these Cleveland Browns