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Joined May 2008
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30 Nov 2020
Why is there so much religion on TV? Have people not made the connection? Also, send me money... #Evangelicals #Atheist #politicalpuppets
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21 Mar 2020
My new adjusted Covid-19 calendar is out: #Covid_19 #COVID19US #QuaratineAndChill #parenting
10 Jul 2018
Also, it’s too hot for the fruit to be out (we live in SEATTLE)
10 Jul 2018
Wife just declared the butter dish on kitchen counter is not be used rest of summer as it’s too hot outside. Even the dog gave her side- eye. #MarriedLife #married
19 Apr 2018
Teaching my 7 yr old kitchen knife skills, currently there’s no chance she’ll be getting behind the wheel of a car in my lifetime. #parenting
29 Dec 2017
Remember when @BarackObama tweeted from sunny warm Florida hoping for global warming to the rest of the USA? Yeah, me neither
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23 Apr 2017
In Palm Springs.. on flight 318 that was suppos d to leave at 3. Still on runway @AlaskaAir - not a good month for airlines? Help
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4 Apr 2017
I bet Mike Pence would have been considered as a pretty decent guy in 1817 @MikePenceVP
5 Mar 2017
When @realDonaldTrump admin. goes down in flames, @Twitter should get a Nobel Peace Prize for his tiny fingered demise.
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Donald Trump gave his Foundation's largest donor a CABINET spot yesterday. Did you see blaring headlines? Imagine if HRC had done that??
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8 Nov 2016
Please eat your #wheaties tomorrow America, we need sound bodies and minds voting #imwithher imwithher2016
21 Jul 2016
Any parent that's put a 7 year old to bed when it's light out knows what it's like to understand Donald Trump. #RNCinCLE #HillaryClinton
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19 Jul 2016
In all fairness Bob Dole thought he was going to a #cavaliers game
7 Aug 2015
Tonight must be the Super Bowl for Meme creators #GOP #PresidentialDebate #asshatparty
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9 Apr 2015
I bet you a retweet he shoots a 73 or better tomorrow @HankDHaney I think he's grown up attitude wise #kids x.com/hankdhaney/status/5856…

8 Apr 2015
Sounded happy which is great to see, as far as his golf it doesn't mean much, he acted different when he dominated x.com/ceekav/status/58550228…
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7 Apr 2015
My take on Tigers presser this AM: loose, confident, earnest. Thoughts @HankDHaney ?
7 Apr 2015
I like Erik Comptons life story but he seems full of hot air today... #PGA #PGATOUR
1 Apr 2015
It seems the Ignorant Olympics are underway. podiums have room for 3 'winners' let's hope the 3rd spot is left vacant #Indiana #Arkansas
27 Mar 2015
Matt Kuchar looks like he's wearing Timbos. Bet Keegan Bradley is jealous #PGATOUR #iknowtheyresketchers
28 Feb 2015
Ever notice dog paws smell like the elephant exhibit at the zoo #jimmykimmel