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Joined June 2008
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If you want to reach me on signal, my handle there is @cemerick.30 πŸ‘‹
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Day 23 in Berlin. Finally caved, bought a city-suitable bike, a KTM Veneto. It's uncomfortably different from what I'm used to, but the practicalities of city usage. It's OK, I'll adjust (and probably keep some knobbier tires on hand for trail outings). This place is beautiful.
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Day 21 in Berlin. Pieces of life are starting to fit back together, even though there's so very much left still on the floor. Nothing glamorous. Very grateful to be here, and grateful for the people that have helped (and keep helping) to make it possible.
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Take-a-book, leave-a-book just hits different in Berlin ('LΓ€nder-parlamentarismus in Deutschland, Geschichte - Struktur -Funktionen', or 'State Parliamentarism in Germany, History - Structure - Functions') (Back cover in alt text)
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Lady behind me at the end of the TSA gauntlet: "No, thank YOU for everything you do to make us safe! 🫑🫑🫑" Do TSA agents have a thin $COLOR flag yet?
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Last goodbyes have been said, the luggage is packed, see y'all on the other side πŸ€˜πŸ›«πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί
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Imagine my reaction upon learning about ISPM-15 heat treatment requirements for wood packing materials ***AFTER*** finishing building 2 custom shipping crates. Fun, fun times! πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ
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I've been mourning my French for a while, but "ich belschuldige dich" buries "j'accuse" so thoroughly, I might be ready to let go πŸ˜…
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aktueller Status, jetzt wird's ernst
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19 Aug 2025 πŸ›«πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ™Œ
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this country is totally, thoroughly fucked, Part 836 nature.com/articles/d41586-0… apnews.com/article/army-para…
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shopify adding *tipping* to bog-standard merch shops is hilarious
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"Red-blooded American"s are broadcasting their fantasies about bombing the Three Gorges Dam. (Where else have we recently seen people cheering on the destruction of a notable dam? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”) A sick people, a sick society.
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The only side benefit to all of this will be watching Tim Apple and Bezos and Satya (and hopefully Zuck, tho he's probably safer) get skewered, absolutely eviscerated on all sides, after groveling as they have for Dear Leader. Great legacy guys πŸ‘
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That they folded so eagerly (along with basically all other nongovernmental institutions, e.g. universities, law firms, big employers, etcetc) is easily a worse signal re: the health and prospects of American culture and society than any election result
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we're at the "POVERTY IS WEALTH, SLAVERY IS FREEDOM" part of the movie having a very hard time with this speedrun, would like to get off the ride now thx x.com/coffeebreak_YT/status/…

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There are psychopaths agitating for Vietnam to pay reparations *to the US*. I can't, just can't.
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Nostalgia and failed alternative histories
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"The US doesn't offer due process to its citizens anymore 😒" Every single one of the *thousands* of black americans lynched after the Civil War were citizens. About β…” of the 125K Japanese forcibly interred during WWII were citizens.
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What's new is the US no longer guarantees due process to white, white-passing, and "valuable" (doctors, engineers, etc) non-white people. You don't get to wax lyrical about the "failure of the constitutional order" or without actively acknowledging how it already has, repeatedly
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