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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
24 Sep 2023
Oh my god.
We've all been there.
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
18 Aug 2023
My german wife asked me to hide the Nutella from her, so I hid it where no German would ever find it.
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19 Aug 2023
Me: Should I finish a project or should I start two more?
@tealandpurple: How about you try to finish a project?
Me: that doesn't sound like fun
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
17 Aug 2023
Me trying to signal to Labor to put renters before property developer profits
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16 Aug 2023
Where is the @katemccccartney and @katemclennan1 alternative commentary?
#kates
#matildas
#FIFAWorldCup
#FIFAWWC
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
5 Oct 2020
Being an adult means you have a total of 3 friends and they all live in different parts of the country and periodically you just send each other videos of weird dogs and say โthis made me think of youโ
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
12 Aug 2023
Yesterday I had a patient who had a few alcoholic beverages and wanted tacos but the taco place was closed so they laid down in the parking lot and cried so someone called 911.
Iโve never related to someone more.
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12 Aug 2023
I'm confused. The implication of this tweet is that remote battery lid fiddling is not a completely typical behaviour ...
thatโs a cool tv man. can i hold the remote and slide the battery lid open and shut over and over again?
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1 Aug 2023
I'm sure this won't end horribly
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
28 Jul 2023
There are bodies of people who died of smallpox buried in the permafrost.
27 Jul 2023
As the permafrost melts with global heating there will be organisms released that the world has not experienced or seen for thousands of years. They may not all be benign. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07โฆ
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
28 Jul 2023
A New Hampshire man celebrating his birthday on the ocean with his three daughters captured video of something so rare that even marine scientists are jealous โ three humpback whales leaping from the water in near perfect unison.
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29 Jul 2023
Challenge? I don't think that word means what the casting director thinks it means
28 Jul 2023
The Witcher's Yennefer casting challenges beauty standards?
How?
Anya Chalotra is conventionally stunningly beautiful.
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28 Jul 2023
my poor squishmallows!!! im moving in a few days and there was no other way
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
24 Jul 2023
Now launching....AldX
(It's the same as Aldi we just fancied a change) ๐
#TwitterX
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24 Jul 2023
Shark โค๏ธ๐ฆ
Just hanging out doing it's thing
Yoooo This shark was seen swimming by the shoreline in Miami ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
22 Jul 2023
Hey buds if you have ever lived in a shithole with a shit landlord, submissions into the parliament inquiry into housing close 4 August. Please drop your horror stories! aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_Busโฆ
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
17 Jul 2023
we're in the final hours of the kickstarter...
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๐ Queer Cephlapod retweeted
14 Jul 2023
Good afternoon FluTrackers! The following post shows the top symptoms self-reported by participants who reported testing positive for either COVID-19 (by RAT and/or PCR) or flu (PCR) in the last month (week ending 18 June 2023 to week ending 9 July 2023).
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