Oh you know, just livin the dream (I’m completely dead inside)
Joined November 2014
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May 28
Greg Weissert will never have to drink a free beer in Boston ever again. He will pay for everything forever. He actually should have to pay for everyone else to drink. He sucks.
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May 22
Bummer. Put Marcelo at SS
#RedSox shortstop Trevor Story underwent a successful sports hernia repair. The procedure was performed by Dr. William Meyers at The Vincera Institute in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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May 21
Mid-game and Carter Bryant still took the time to wash his hands. Therefore, there’s no excuse for the average man to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. 🤷🏾♂️
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May 12
what happened to throwing trash on to the field when the team sucks?
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May 12
What if the red sox did a reverse Trea Turner and just booed Story so loud his next at bat
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May 12
The Mike Trout package putting up a hell of a show so far tonight
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May 12
KYLE FROM WALTHAM WITH A HOMECOMING! LOCAL KID DONE GOOD!
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May 5
If I ever get invited to the Metgala I would wear cargo shorts and a Corey Dillon Pats reebok jersey that’s super faded and the letters and numbers are peeling off
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May 1
Air traffic around Fenway.
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Apr 29
Can someone on this team just go rogue in the postgame. Just say what we’re all thinking. Get traded and go enjoy your baseball career. Or someone from the Blue Jays make fun of us. Someone call out the clowns up stairs
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Apr 29
The computers say we’re going to turn it around! Not to worry folks! Chatgpt told Craig to give it time!
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Apr 29
Going from Brian Bello to Greg Weissert is like stubbing your toe and then while your hopping around in pain an 18 wheel drives into your house and kills you
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Apr 26
how awesome would it be if next red sox homestand there was just like 1500 fans in attendance and made it look like a marlins game
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Apr 25
FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US FLOOP IS A MAD MAN HELP US SAVE US
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Apr 25
Usually i complain about @MLBTV blackouts. But tonight im very thankful. You guys should extended the blackout rand from Maryland up to Boston. just an idea
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Apr 23
this gotta feel like when the Varsity team is ass and the jv team wins every game then you all have to ride the bus back to the school super awkwardly
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Apr 20
Bruins haven’t been in the playoffs for 1 years and i guarantee the Garden will be louder than Buffalo during Game 3
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