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23 Aug 2025
Thanks for making us fall in love with falls in the Saturday, Lee 🫶
From colleagues, to guest pickers, fans and beyond, those around the college football community share what Lee Corso means to them. We love you, Coach 🧡
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It certainly isn't the most important aspect of the story, but it's sad that Texas Tech was on the precipice of being embraced by CFB as a success story like Indiana, but has instead decided upon its current path. Wrote about it: cbssports.com/college-footba…
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Soccer comes to the USA and flopping is immediately punished. We really made the beautiful game even more beautiful.

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THE US IS A DAMN JUGGERNAUT.

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It took Mexico playing in Mexico City to finally fill up the Memorial Coliseum
Scenes for Mexico Fans in Los Angeles, Houston, and Guadalajara after El Tri won the opening match of the 2026 FIFA World Cup 🇲🇽
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This is such an EJ Holland thing to say
Miami is moving on from the recruitment of five-star LB Kaden Henderson. The Hurricanes have the No. 2 recruiting class in the country. All 18 commits have publicly shut things down. Miami is putting a premium on players who want to be Canes. on3.com/boards/threads/miami…
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I get that Texas Tech fans think the "they hate us because they ain't us" stuff is fun right now, but the entire program is acting like Eric Cartman on Maury Povich... and I don't think they're ready for this level of blowback to drag on for a decade.
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Replying to @jacksettleman
Not even the most improbable thing to happen this calendar year man. Your company just covered a whole college football season where Indiana won the natty…
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IT. IS. STILL. AGAINST. THE. RULES. HOW ARE THERE NO ADULTS IN THE FUCKING ROOM IN LUBBOCK?!
"It's crazy...because it's not murder, it's not beating somebody..." Texas Tech head coach Joey McGuire defends his QB Brendan Sorsby, who's under fire for gambling on his own team's football games:
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My replies are flooded with Texas Tech fans saying “Tech did nothing wrong.” Yes they did. Publicly advocating for reinstatement in this situation is WRONG. Supporting nefarious tactics that threaten the future of college football is WRONG. Paying $6 million in NIL to a player that was caught gambling on his team is WRONG. Pretending he has “served his time” by attending a 30 day rehab when the precedent for betting on your team has ALWAYS been banishment is WRONG. It’s CRAZY that so many people are staking their careers and reputation on this kid. It’s going to be CINEMA when they finish the season outside of the playoff.
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“It is new” NO IT AIN’T BOZO Theres literally a school in your conference who had 20 players including their QB banned for life for doing the same thing at a MUCH smaller scale
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Niggas really do piss me off Like yall want to mobilize and get active when someone in our community does the most heinous shit But never want to get together to actually improve the community around us so we’re not in these positions Just stupid as fuck
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Defending a murderer because he’s black is racism
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I hear we are talking about Sorsby?
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Taking seriously, for a moment, the idea that Sorsby's gambling was symptomatic of an addiction and not simply poor judgment: The absolute worst thing you can do to an addict is eliminate the natural consequences of their actions. Enablers do not aid recovery - they prevent it.
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Texas Tech can and should do all the things it is doing to support Brendan Sorsby's recovery — but I don't see why he HAS to play football games. He can be in a structured environment, be at practice, & be around supportive teammates all without playing on Saturdays.
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While supporting Brendan’s mental health and well-being is obviously important, where is the consequence for what he did? Is one year of having Brendan really worth it? This has long-term ramifications. I bet if this was UT our fans would not be acting the same way. #GunsUp
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This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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