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Lieutenant Dan 👨 @cfbdanny

business minder. expert dillydallyer.

Joined January 2020
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
Busch Beer
@BuschBeer
May 27
It’s a first for us! Welcome to the #BuschFlavorShowdown! YOU get to help pick a new flavor! Drop a 🍑🍋 or 🍊in the comments to let us know which one you’d like to crack open!
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2 guys were doomscrolling their TikTok’s in the sauna on full volume in the Larchmont NYSC. I truly worry about the state of society
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I don’t think I can eat a meatball sub until I’m 40
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You can’t spell Daniel without Denial
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How much aura do I lose if I wear suspenders to keep my pants up?
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How soon to send a letter of continued interest when a chick waitlists you?
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The only person I’m allowing to decide my future is the Lorax
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The freedom and bliss that comes with wearing boxers in the crib comes with the trade off of not having pockets on them.
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I sleep better on friends floor than on my own bed #zzz
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
New York Yankees
@Yankees
Mar 26
Wells: Gloria morisoñando. Fried: So, I’m gonna throw my sinker again.
Austin Wells and Max Fried chat on the mound.

ALT Austin Wells and Max Fried chat on the mound.

Foolish Baseball@FoolishBB
Mar 26
Will Max Fried struggle to get past the language barrier with Austin Wells?
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Im against public urination now because u can’t public wash hands after
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
Jimmy Randazzo
@JimmyRandazzo
Mar 11
Let Fransisco Cervelli and Jorge Posada manage the Yankees…
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
State of Palestine
@Palestine_UN
Mar 9
Qué lo qué! 🇵🇸🌴🇩🇴
B/R Walk-Off
@BRWalkoff
Mar 9
Team Dominican Republic DOMINATES Israel to punch their ticket to the WBC Quarterfinals 🎟️🇩🇴
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
mike 🇮🇹@itsthatboymike
Mar 2
Can’t make it.
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCrave
Mar 1
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have reportedly finalized June 13, 2026, as their official wedding date.
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
Noah
@NoahKingJr
Feb 25
mfs who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭
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I’m scared of notifications now
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
3XM.@MoseMosaic
Feb 16
The ppl who put NYC/NJ in their bio
heather@prettyalbatross
Feb 15
what goes on here?
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Lieutenant Dan 👨 retweeted
Cara Jeffrey@cara_jeffrey
Jan 16
What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to stop the Dodgers
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I’ll be honest, the one thing nobody is better than me at is scrolling reels
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Wish I could give a teacher feedback survey on my mom like YES u need more snacks
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