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8 Jul 2023
Havertz to Jorginho: “Now that we are done with Chelsea, let’s help Arsenal finish 12th” 🤣
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Lion on my back, lion on my chest,
Lion is my club, lion is my crest.
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14 Feb 2025
Over 2 billion euros spent on this Chelsea squad including 3 expensive players from Brighton: Caicedo, Cucurella, Sanchez.
And Maresca couldn’t get a win or draw in 2 games against them in the last 7 days 😬
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5 Feb 2025
Joao Felix shining for Milan.
Another talent Chelsea fails to utilize…
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Chelsea Pal 🦁 retweeted
28 Jan 2025
Think about it, America. This is what you pay for. This is what your politicians support.
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25 Jan 2025
Pep may no longer be Maresca’s teacher, but he simply gave him a lesson today
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14 Jan 2025
Minute 60: Chelsea may lose points, but Enzo Maresca has plenty of attackers on the bench to turn the game around.
Minute 80:
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4 Jan 2025
A) “Don’t try too hard”
B) “It’s okay to lose sometimes”
C) “We are not in a title race”
D) All of the above
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4 Jan 2025
Holidays are over, but Santa Maresca continues to gift points away 😒
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26 Dec 2024
Enzo Maresca’s constant “We are not title contenders” went a bit too far, it rubbed on everyone and himself, lowering standards.
Instead of owning up to our progress and fighting, we now have no pressure to perform, to win, cuz it’s okay, we are in a team building phase right?😏
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15 Dec 2024
Chelsea 1 - 0 Brentford
Cucurella ain’t slipping today. What a header!
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8 Dec 2024
Chelsea’s sub that changed the game against Tottenham was Cucurella’s studs 👟😂
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8 Dec 2024
Cole Palmer now holds the record of the most goal involvements in a calendar year in Chelsea’s history.
37 G/A in 2024 and the year isn’t over yet.
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8 Dec 2024
What a response from Sancho to Kulusevski’s sniper shot earlier 🔥
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13 Oct 2024
Yes, Beterbiev handed Bivol his first loss, but …
Bivol is the only guy who Beterbiev failed to knock out in his pro career.
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13 Oct 2024
If it was a computer game, Bivol won by points, had great combos & most of his punches actually landed.
But it was judged more like a street fight: Beterbiev got Bivol exhausted as if he outworked him.
A draw would be fair, but Beterbiev’s dominance swayed the judges’ opinions.
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