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chuuch @ch000ch
Joined January 2011
  • Tweets 4,839
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  • Followers 176,078
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chuuch@ch000ch
19 Oct 2013
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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chuuch@ch000ch
4 Feb 2025
i love dating profiles that are like.. Tooth 32 4 Miles Away About me: my name isn't tooth, i don't know how to change it
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chuuch@ch000ch
26 Jan 2025
i’d move immediately. wouldn’t be able to live knowing theres a tunnel system of dorks under me
Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt
23 Jan 2025
Here is the brand new Boring Company Vegas Loop – Westgate Station tunnel that just opened. Source: tiktok.com/@casinocompwallet…
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chuuch@ch000ch
22 Dec 2024
2 coors lights
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chuuch@ch000ch
21 May 2023
VERY weird
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chuuch@ch000ch
15 Nov 2024
weirdness level off the charts!
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chuuch@ch000ch
10 Nov 2024
simpsons ass country
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chuuch@ch000ch
23 Oct 2024
facebook marketplace is my favorite social media site. hands down
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Thomas White@len0killer
12 Oct 2024
(Schizophrenic game announcer) And it’s Lane Thomas, once again pointing up at the box and telling me to burn my own house down
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chuuch@ch000ch
17 Sep 2024
(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light
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chuuch@ch000ch
11 Sep 2024
doesn’t really feel like 9/11 this year
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chuuch@ch000ch
14 Aug 2024
truest tweet and reply i’ve ever seen
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chuuch@ch000ch
7 Aug 2024
people who separate your hahahas into ha ha ha, whats going on there
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chuuch@ch000ch
5 Aug 2024
imagine hating me and i’m just at home like this
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chuuch@ch000ch
4 Aug 2024
being a regular guy named dostoevsky back in the day must have sucked shit. someones always saying, are you *the* dostoevsky? and every time you have to be like, bro no i’m a different dostoevsky
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chuuch@ch000ch
3 Aug 2024
shuffling back to bed from the bathroom half asleep at 2am and watching my bed turn into an air tight bunker as the house starts to shake
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes
3 Aug 2024
Bed designed to protect you in extreme cases during earthquakes.
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robnoir@DocNoirII
29 Jul 2024
revisiting a classic
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chuuch@ch000ch
19 Jul 2024
simpler times
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chuuch@ch000ch
12 Jul 2024
psychologist here. myself and colleagues saw the writing on the wall before he was elected.
chuuch@ch000ch
19 Jul 2020
Replying to @ch000ch
(B) if I was working for the Biden campaign I would not want him to take this test.
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chuuch@ch000ch
19 Jun 2024
a hill i will die on is that using the costco parking lot is more stressful than storming the beaches of normandy
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chuuch@ch000ch
8 Apr 2024
gave my gf the ick by wearing the eclipse glasses
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chuuch@ch000ch
5 Apr 2024
i miss the earthquake :/ hope it’s doing okay
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chuuch@ch000ch
5 Apr 2024
guess who visited :)
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