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are you not intrigued by the word instigator? catch you later calculator
#TwoEdgedCalcutta #PickOne
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and you shoud too - if you kew - what a quiche can do to you - look at all the butternut squash I've been through - so called beans with you know who - chuck don't starve nor stew - I'm telling you when it comes to crudité - there is no saving for some day
#THEAlphaOmegaAlDenté
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what if there was no soothing relaxing music for jerks like your very own internet-tender here
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archeologist day
big ocean mammal day
I miss King Toutânkhamon like mother needs toilet tissue
girl Tom boy mammaries
foreign affairs ministry holds silence but suggests listening to "Toto - Hold the line"
it grant sparkly red shoes like Dorothy - click your heels - back on track
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I miss anthropy and I miss oginy - they really classify as a science you know
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no way out - needs its own language
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however enough evidence lies in baseball team names like Dodgers and Yankees - keep your hopes up
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what if living on my lonesome was a presidential debate, would you knuck if they buck?
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and THAT rings provocation
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plebiscitum to revoke ants in your pants - yes or no?
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YEE-HAW
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"A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights."
- Napolean Bonaparte
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no creo contextual injun artificial paradise retweeted
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The earliest humans to walk aimlessly were called Meanderthals
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I have this crush on agricultural purée
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raw and living
not a tool, not food either
truth is, a little harsh, remove the top from the lotion tube, the boy is mine, the rash is artsy
put on the show, apply your hardest
your guests will be delighted and shout ENCORE!
#Represent4MyHemisphere #BankOnBacon
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astronomic stroll, never without mine, says milky way
let me back it up in your cosmic driveway
baffled by what amounts, this will be an everlasting tight fit
bests regards,
signed Papi, Baba Bhat and every criminal bystanders
Le Crime DeLa Crime, will you be my ethnic minority?
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dearest massage, what I really mean is "you've been massaging me for a long time"
that's how business is done! Throughout History
NOT! bloodshed genocide don't be shy
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a word of encouragement from our sponsor of a few words
as a youth I never cleaned my room
say prayers, eat vitamins and don't become dependable anyway
stay in bed until inspired to tweet
sponsor promotes skydiving, odd if you ask me
#scaredstraight
#courageousgay
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