really cool and funny guy

Joined August 2013
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3 Feb 2020
face reveal at 1000 likes
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27 Mar 2021
you sure about that? lol
Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’ indy100.com/people/prince-wi…
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18 Mar 2021
this is what u get for $500 a month in Texas
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8 Feb 2021
Nurses be like let me give you an ice pack and send you back to class
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28 Jan 2021
i will not stand for this level of fraud and corruption in our economy. it’s time for me to step in.
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15 Dec 2020
dudes will tell you to get a real job then just resell shit on the internet
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11 Dec 2020
if you regularly drink soda you should NOT be worried about what’s in the vaccine
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4 Dec 2020
Guys will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their car
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2 Dec 2020
I posted my Spotify Wrapped on my snapchat story why has nobody asked to have sex with me yet
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28 Nov 2020
these thanksgiving leftovers going crazy rn
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18 Nov 2020
Twitter when I swipe to the next Fleet
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20 Oct 2020
just got kicked out of class for having a sword in the background
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18 Oct 2020
just got off FaceTime with Joe Rogan, he told me to go fuck myself
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15 Oct 2020
i guess iMessage must have been down too lol that’s probably why she isn’t answering me
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15 Oct 2020
people are dying, Stacey
Replying to @latimes
For Disneyland enthusiasts, the thrill is gone. The park is closed. The magic is missing. How to keep going when the “Happiest Place on Earth” is closed? “I’ve been watching videos of Disneyland parades on YouTube and crying,” Stacey Major, a 32-year-old teacher said.
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13 Oct 2020
everyone’s phone after the Apple event ends

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12 Oct 2020
just fucked up a check
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11 Oct 2020
i don’t care if we’ve been married for 10 years i am NOT showing you my side profile
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