🚨 BREAKING: shipper raised $0.00, not $17M.
people believe anything they see on X.
many lie about MRR, ARR, VC... except we're the only ones to admit it
it was all just a stunt so we could prove *this* very point.
after announcing our alleged $17M raise, we got:
→ thousands of dms about roles/hiring
→ intros to people you'd have to pay 5-6 digits to book
→ people who aired us 💨 suddenly replying
→ infinite partnership pitches
→ interview/podcasts
→ paid influencer deals lol
→ content manipulation offers
→ various black/grey hat offers
→ did i mention press offers?
this is proof that NOBODY cross-checks if anything's true. they just see another AI raising a truckload of money and assume it's 100% real.
we didn't even put in a lot of effort, were intentionally sloppy
did we take advantage of it? no, of course not
did we expose the real world of tech twitter? i'll let you decide
the game's utterly rigged and extremely easy to manipulate.
the only reason we can do it it's because we don't want VC money, so we can say whatever shit is on our mind
anyone can seemingly orchestrate the next Apple and get away with it. people will scroll, like, share, and forget about it.
1/ we didn't raise anything,
2/ shipper may be worth $500k today if we're stupid, or $164M in 4 months if we're being smart about it - anyone can make up numbers
3/ this is all just a stunt to show you how tech twitter works
(the cars are real tho, we acc got them)
BREAKING: Shipper just raised $17M at a $164.4M valuation.
Approaching $2M annual run rate.
Two founders & AI. Without any employees.
Shipper runs companies autonomously.
It also orchestrated its own VC funding.
We just showed signed.