same jester, new court
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13 Dec 2022
I have been left destitute after sexting over a telegraph with my long distance chimney sweep boyfriend because I keep asking for consent again whenever he says STOP at the end of a sentence.
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how it feels when ur friend tells the waiter what you'll be having
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Jun 14
We can have sex after the hour long makeout only if we have subway surfers gameplay on the projector splitscreened with slime asmr
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im sorry, i love you all, but if manifest is a bro-y event we need to start pouring testosterone into the water
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Jun 14
So is the president meeting with aliens or what. What is happening
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I can tell my suburban white woman genes are taking effect as I age because I've been vague and unspecific to Claude instead of waiters
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Jun 14
When you book flights out of NYC they charge you a 9-11 fee
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May 26
I wonder how he's doing
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May 14
Guy who works at Pets dot com : lots of people are mentioning Pets dot com at the office 📈🔥
May 14
Hearing "Codex" in so many internal and customer conversations when I walk around the OpenAI office 📈🔥
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May 14
boss asking for daily check ins, I'm gonna start filling out one of these and putting it in slack
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May 3
What is peter teal email??
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May 12
There no peptide for disaplin BTW
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