I’ll never understand why golf dudes dress like they are about to tee it up in the tournament they paid to watch outside of the ropes. Just a bunch of cookie cutter 12 handicaps trying to act like they are on Tour. It’s hilarious. Like fella why do you have golf spikes on? You need that much grip to bang down 14 beers and 6 meat missiles 🌭? And while we’re at it is it necessary to have your utterly flamboyant Bad Birdie collared shirt tucked in as your barrel flaps in the wind over your belt buckle. Sick white belt though those were cool in 2006. Imagine stopping by the PGA superstore to grab a fresh glove and a range finder as a paying patron? Golf bros are sneaky the biggest tools going. There’s 200,000 of these dipshits in Scottsdale right now. And they are all talking about the time they shot 81 at TPC Scottsdale from the tips with 3 breakfast balls and 4 mulligans. Congrats fellas.
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-Swish
Best night of all time. You guys are awesome. Hope to see your chins back here soon @heatdaddy69420@J_Swish24#pornshow (2497 Yonge st if you wanna booze btw)