Chef. Engineer. Tech. Gamer. Sub-par-has-been-old man-streamer... let's get weird.

Joined January 2019
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Twitter is cancer. It's ok to log out, and do something else from time to time. Something better...anything, actually. #TheMoreYouKnow
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So what do we do when @Bungie no longer exists (seems eventual , TBH) and we don't get to access the @DestinyTheGame content we paid for??? Ya know...the DLC content they sunset??? Or did I miss something???
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Everyone clap it up for @Twitch for doing a good job of fucking up the vibe with these ads. #jeezus #twitch #getfukt
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Biggups and mad respect to all the dipshits streamers and pros that called for support nerf when healing with syringes and shells cells. All you dickheads deserve a 450 credit score. @PlayApex #ApexLegends
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Identical... Can't even tell the difference.
4 Dec 2024
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Kurn. Son of Mogh. Beware. A Klingon warrior is about to arrive. RIP.
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Twitter's gonna be lit today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Multiple sources are saying the same thing, but doubters say it's propaganda... Decide for yourself.
4 Oct 2024
Just received this note from a SpaceX engineer helping on the ground in North Carolina. @FEMA is not merely failing to adequately help people in trouble, but is actively blocking citizens who try to help! “Hey Elon, update here on site of Asheville, NC. We have powered up two large operating bases for choppers to deliver goods into hands. We’ve deployed 300 starlinks and outpour is it has saved many lives. The big issue is FEMA is actively blocking shipments and seizing goods and services locally and locking them away to state they are their own. It’s very real and scary how much they have taken control to stop people helping. We are blocked now on the shipments of new starlinks coming in until we get an escort from the fire dept. but that may not be enough.”
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9 Sep 2024
James Earl Jones, the revered actor who voiced ‘Star Wars’ villain Darth Vader, starred in ‘Field Of Dreams’ and many other films and is an EGOT winner, died this morning at his home in Dutchess County, NY. He was 93. Read about his life and legacy here: tinyurl.com/3bf8zn25
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Dead. Been dead. Actual dead. Uninstall. Moving on.
BREAKING: Luke Smith & Mark Noseworthy reportedly let go from Bungie due to layoffs. Source: JeffGrubb - youtube.com/live/yszLbBLdM3Y…
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Because nobody's interested in making good content anymore, and they all have shit personalities. They can get more attention and clout by cancelling someone for something they did 7 years ago then by just trying to be interesting and naturally drawing people in.
17 Jul 2024
“Every day it is someone, something, someone is getting cancelled… social media and Twitch and streaming right now is so stupid… where are all the funny clips” Ninja on the state of streaming and being on the internet
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My friend @S0rryBTR streams and he's got a great personality... But only when I'm playing with him because I'm half of the actual content. You wouldn't know this because he's a piece of shit and streams part time. What fuck bag, amirite?
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I see we're back to talk about the American Civil War again. Let me break this down for you, I've watched a few of them unfold over the past decade. A Civil War in the United States would look nothing like the Civil War from between April 1861 and April 1865. Dominantly because the lines aren't geographic for the strife in the country right now, but also because war has fundamentally changed. The first thing you need to realize is that a vast portion of both the current Active and Reserve U.S. Military would defect or abstain from fighting on U.S. Soil over the current political issues. Large portions would also stay on-board however, and utilize those systems to fight in favor of whichever government is currently in control of that system. This would happen dominantly because the U.S. Military is one of the most diverse institutions anywhere in the world with members coming from all 50 states in the Union. We saw a precedent set for this within the Free Syrian Army, where tens of thousands of Soldiers defected to fight for the defense of their home towns against units they were formerly a part of. Even with that, tens of thousands of more stayed on station to fight for the regime. There are videos from early on in that conflict where FSA troops parlay with the Syrian Arab Army because members of the FSA used to be in the SAA unit prior to the start of the conflict. These guys were homies before the war started, and the politics and optics didn't change that, even though they were fighting against one another. Second, you're not going to see organized military units acting in concert with one another like you did when the Civil War was between the Union and the Confederates. Instead, you'll see dozens of small localized groups fighting actively against occupational forces, and occasionally against one another. We've seen this play out in Myanmar with the creation of dozens of different PDF units that are centrally located and operating independently of one another, and in Syria where dozens of different factions form up what is known as the "FSA," but who will occasionally clash with one another when their objectives don't align perfectly. Roughly 2% of the American population was killed between 1861 and 1865. That comes out to around 620,000 and 750,000 people based on the population of the country at the time. Today, conservatively, that number would look like 7,400,000 dead Americans, or one in every 50 Americans alive today. That's not taking into account American's current reliance on modern amenities like the JIT logistics system or electricity. If you're standing on a platform of any size right now demanding a Civil War because politicians and people with a different opinion hurt your feelings, I suggest heading over to Funker530 and searching the key terms "Myanmar" and "Syria" for a preview of what you are asking for, which is decades of internal strife and the complete collapse of the world you live in today. You won't need to worry about your Twitter engagement or YouTube following in a Second American Civil War. There's a roughly 1/50 chance that you'll die to the kinetic actions of your opposition, and that's if you don't starve and die of dehydration and our foreign adversaries on the world stage don't step up and start annexing large portions of the country. Keep in mind, all of this fighting will have zero impact on the Global Elites, who will simply pickup their operation and move themselves and their families to New Zealand or Oahu/Maui where they can't be impacted. Have a good one Twitter, and thank you for coming to my @X talk. 🤙
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Remember when Anakin told Palpatine about the Acolyte Witches? Wild time theorysabers.com/
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This is honestly the best take so far... Very well said @Gothalion
25 Feb 2024
Wanted to throw my 2 cents in this public discourse about streaming vs other jobs.
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Awesome accomplishment. #thanksingenuity
25 Jan 2024
Flight 72. That’s the final flight for our Ingenuity #MarsHelicopter. Ingenuity and its team proved that powered, controlled flight on another world was possible. #ThanksIngenuity. You may rest, but your legacy will continue to soar: go.nasa.gov/4ba7byi
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If I see you doing the griddy, or whatever you children call it, I'm coming in hot with a fresh roundhouse kick to your chops. Seriously...shit's weak. #karatechoptoyourface
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Happy New Year from Activision
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New rule in @PlayApex : anytime you're randomed with a Wraith or Octane...just back out immediately. Fuck 'em. You're dropping in, then you back out. Don't even land. #ApexLegends
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