Not only can I cook but I can drive while eating with chopsticks, I am the total package.

If I had a Make A Wish (I'm 34) it would be to dine with @RainesMatt @MSidgwick & @MichaelHamflett with @adamwilbourn as our server doing classic tableside preparations at The Devonshire in London. (I still prefer Black Country)

JOHN CENA GAVE ALICIA A SPECIAL NOTE TO INTRODUCE AJ STYLES. YOU CAN SEE THE EMOTION ON AJ STYLES’ FACE 😭♥️ #WWECrownJewel

One of the most wicked bumps I’ve ever seen. Fucking hell Darby. #AEWDynamite

This is the greatest tweet in history.

Samuel L Jackson was an usher at MLK's funeral and a literal Black Panther and that seems important to point out to people who fully missed the point.

i think yall gotta watch this shit again...to change that many lyrics. change the original flows of songs and walk around that long without sounding crazy winded...this is a masterful display of artistry man. I love hip hop man

RT @juisharryera: THE WAY HE ENTERED THE FRAME FOR PEEKABOO WAS ABSOLUTE CINEMAAAAAAAA

RT @CaseyyMcGaw: "Too loud, too reckless, too ghetto" "Uncle Sam" representing those who tell the Black community how to behave. The dance…

I miss @expsharepod

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock’s SNL bit when Donald Trump won in 2016 holds up still. I’m shocked this many people are shocked.

This is the most beautiful moment in pro wrestling history.

Thank you, Bug Catchers, for listening to these two idiots bumble across the ends of the Pokéarth for nearly five years. 💜

I have a lot of catching up to do still, but just want to shout out the @expsharepod boys and congratulate them. You guys helped keep me from going stir crazy during the pandemic and gave me some escapism when I had a 7 year relationship end while opening a restaurant, thank you.

I got a HOLY SHIT chant on my god damn entrance! ALL HAIL THE DEATHMATCH KING!

Baby girl, what’s your name?

Feel a bleak lack of closure. It's ultimately a great thing that Vince is gone but AT A MINIMUM a craven attitude towards sexual assault still rots everything from within. Also, the optimum scenario here is that WWE evolves into a run-of-the-mill awful conglomerate. Great.

Rankings are back, Samoa Joe is World Champion, Eddie Kingston has three belts, Darby Allin and Sting are about to win tag titles, Dynamite is cooking, Rampage is back on track, Collision has the realest of graps, women's division is improving, Tony Khan is back to announcing insane matches like Suzuki vs Copeland out of nowhere, Young Bucks are pricks again, Hangman and Swerve in world title scene, Christian Cage is The Father, Steel Cage match on free tv, maybe Mercedes and Okada are coming and more Ladies and gentlemen, WE ARE BACK #AEWCollision

Barkbarkbarkbakr (inhale) BARKBARKBARK

Nathan Frazer sold that spear like a boss. My God. #WWENXT