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28 Dec 2021
I'm torn between who I want to be and the part of me that knows I don't really want that at all
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Then: *hacking evil corporations to show them who's in charge
Now: *hacking my own appliances, cars and computers so I don't have to pay evil corporations subscription fees or set up another mother fucking account
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Dearest Trump voting men,
Smile more. Also, zoom out your fucking camera.
Jfc
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Now that I've learned about ozympic have I can't unsee it
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I'm not convinced we've ever come to terms with the generational trauma that was the inexplicable rise of Pauly Shore
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Dude, sex doesn't have to be so weirdly aggressive.
Just go to therapy
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The dumbest thing I've ever done is
(That's how the tweet is supposed to end)
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Is Twitter zero engagement or did all my people just leave this app?
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I'm sorry, Microsoft, but I am not, in fact, over my storage limit. You decided to make my storage OneDrive.
This is a problem with you and not me. I'll thank you to kindly refrain from sending harassing emails until you resolve your own issues
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Sometimes I picture all of us on Twitter like we're living in the same small town. Whatever that thirst trap you posted, that's what you're wearing to the bank.
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Hey
Hey
Hey
We used to do some crazy shit on Twitter back in the early 2020s
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Missionary, but just so we can eat pasta like in Lady and the Tank y
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You think you're sad and nostalgic for your 20s/teens NOW?
Wait for 10 years. It gets so much worse.
Ooooorrrr
Be glad as fuck for today
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