Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares. conradkoch.co.za
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Imagine South Africans were as passionate about decent healthcare, getting jobs, a growing & fair economy, housing, a functional police & justice system, etc, as they are about some Malawian bra with dodgy paperwork.
Hilarious.
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Key points in Ramaphosa's speech:
1) South Africans are NOT xenophobic.
2) South Africans must stop being xenophobic.
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DURBAN! We will be there soon!
📍Rhumbelow Durban, Umbilo
📆 24-26 July 2026
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📍Rhumbelow Northlands, Durban Bowling Club
📆 31 July - 2 August 2026
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All links at conradkoch.co.za
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Ramaphosa to address us? It's not a 'family meeting'.
It's couch time.
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Cape Town! My new show ‘Chester’s Got Talent’ is at Ground Culture in Obs 9-13 June 2026. Tickets at conradkoch.co.za
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Ramaphosa's given us a new acting police commissioner. Matter of days before we find out she was at a bring & braai at Cat Matlala's house.
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The English.
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Matter of hours before Mkhwanazi tells us Cat Matlala stole the KitKats.
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This letter reads like someone wrote "How to bring Ramaphosa into the Big 5 Crime Cartel" on ChatGPT. They also delivered the couches to Phala Phala? GTFOH.
He might as well have thrown in, oh and Gwede Mantashe is gay.
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