Unofficial Bovril ambassador.
Joined July 2014
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Sticking Benni McCarthy on the graveyard shift is criminal by the BBC. Guys just full joy
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Like he's been talking full nonsense for 15 mins but I am absolutely loving him
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Every so often I just find myself thinking about those Greek sprinters who faked a motorcycle crash to avoid a drugs test before the 2004 Athens Olympics. Absolute respect for the brazen nature of this fraud tbh.
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Ange on punditry, Daizen on the pitch, if you hear someone loudly sobbing in the G31 area just ignore it okay
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The awkward shots of the VAR teams pre match are my favourite part of this world cup so far
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Morocco are actually good which is what makes it even more mental they had to cheat their way to attempting to win AFCON
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Although tbf getting 44 capitals in under 3 minutes isnae bad x
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This was such a gentle wee bam up tweet and it still got people mad. Yeez shoulda been following me ten year ago on this lads you'd have found me so upsetting x
If someone woke me up at 6.30am wae bagpipes I'd be phoning ICE on them
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Shocked to discover myself a big fan of Bradley Wright-Phillips
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