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Once again I am asking how I can block all people with milady profile pictures
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Lindy acolyte retweeted
One thing I really like about Chinese culture. Everyone’s on their phone all the time. Nobody seems to mind, even in a nice setting, if you take a break mid-conversation, to look at your phone. Extremely accommodating to people, like myself, with Persistent Phone Use Disorder.
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Me dissociated watching myself in 3rd person interact with extroverted people, thinking: "oo hes a hard nut to crack, I can see you're trying to make him have fun, but he's just a stone wall"
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If hitler had won, the west would unironically be steffen boarding out of common courtesy
Turns out there's a faster way to board an aircraft!
Someone should tag literally every airline and show them this.
📹: bad_science_jokes
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Hiroshima: All the hottest girls work in the girlsbars, everyone else out with friends or couple. Slim pickings, still possible but harder than tokyo/osaka. Everything non-seedy closes midnight.
Small town, I swiped everyone on bumble without even reaching daily limit in 1 day
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Increasingly it looks like being a fulltime parent requires being autistic while being a corporate employee requires acting like a a woman all day
Maybe it is time for stay at home dads
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when u finally get her & realize why she was single:
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The average woman just really has no hobbies
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Moka pretending to be sick to get out of permanently scarring her reputation being associated with le sserafim and katseye
youtu.be/27C4pfRsf9g
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Jun 10
Some girls you need to kiss on the first date for them to feel something.
Some girls if you kiss them on the first date they'll retreat.
It's a tough game. I think the best approach is to kiss hand and gauge from there. Err on the side of caution. Kissing is gross anyway
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Jun 9
It's kinda weird dating asians as a white guy and they explicitly tell you they like you because you remind them of some white celebrity they're obsessed with.
I've had it be ryan gosling, Hugh jackman and chris hemsworth
I'm just a white piece of meat to them
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Thread 1/2. The math on the age of women to date
Women need 1-2 years between pregnancies for nutrient replenishment
You need at least 2 kids if they're same gender, at least 3 if first 2 are different. Or else they will have single child detriment
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2/2 You need to know her about 1 year before getting pregnant
MAX age you want her to be having kids is early 30s (Optimal age biologically is early 20s)
Therefore you need to meet a girl whos AT MOST late 20s, optimally early 20s, and also wants many kids, to have enough time
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Idk what race this is. It's like a butterfaced tanned westernised asian? They're predominant in silicon valley.
Are they hapa SEAs/chinese? Or just full chinese, but they look nothing like mainland chinese.
You seem to always see them at airports travelling with their sister
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My observation is people in japan disproportionately have some skin condition like sever excema. Red rash
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Young white men with asian girlfriends always look like they have the life sucked out of them. Pale, dark hollow undereyes, tired prey eyes.
Probably because it attracts a type they're nutting too much
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Chinese tourists the type to make it super difficult for service staff.
Ordering like they're bossing around. Changing ingredients. Being dense and misunderstanding. Complaining and returning food
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4HL poem: A system of cells interlinked with incels, interlinked with incels...
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