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No, it's like ball bearings for your arms you need it...
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Clavicular's legal name is Clavicus Vile...
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"Skyrim is 15 years old" is already a crazy stat, but if you want it even more put into perspective I encountered an 8th grader named after a Daedric Prince at work today.
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They're your responsibility now...
Jun 17
Saving everyone’s pet pics, showing them to strangers, telling them that’s my pet. Cat burgling conceptually.
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Back during the time when movies like Son of The Mask got made it was reasonable to assume that companies just kind of did stuff
Toyota sponsoring adult swim shows seemed like philanthropy because who tf watching Assy McGee would have money to buy a new Scion tC...
as a kid I assumed that all the video game companies did E3 to have fun and be nice. I never would have assumed there was an ulterior motive to all that
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The operation was a success...
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Jun 16
This is like the main reason why 3d printed firearms aren't more common, all the guys with 3d printers are lame enough to make guns not be cool anymore...
I think this is more gay than eating Snickers are normally
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Plays PS Vita
Vita means life
Dies anyway...
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Yeah I've been yeah I've been in love...
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ugh, I used to BE powerful! My fist used to be the biggest around!
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The bug heard Uni’s scariest sound…
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Respectfully shorty is stupid...
Jun 15
It's good to take into consideration that she travels the world constantly before throwing out disrespectful comments like 'she's stupid'
Everyone's lifestyle is different.
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I didn't fw Gaylo I played GTA IV on the ps triple...
Jun 15
Unfortunately for millennial leftists who grew up with Halo, it’s one of the few media properties that the Right correctly reads as reactionary and belonging to them politically. It is, regrettably, kind of about this. It’s chudslop. Always has been.
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Jun 15
Shorty pinged the pijiu...
Jun 15
How good is her aim? 🎯
Two beer bottles were placed in a sixth-floor window of an unfinished building. One slingshot, one shot after another… both bottles shattered.
The accuracy is unbelievable. 👏
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Stewie Griffin has been talking uninterrupted for like 8 minutes straight what the fvck is happening on the tv...
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