Host of the Riverdish podcast
Joined January 2016
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woke up from my nyc bed in my nyc apartment and went into my nyc bathroom to take an nyc shower and stepped outisde into the nyc air and walked to an nyc store and got an nyc bagel and went back into my nyc room and nyc masturbated all day
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at a party the other day i had an exchange with someone that involved me mentioning i had a tweet that was blowing up and she said “which tweet” and i said “i don’t know” and she rolled her eyes and said “oh, you just have THAT many viral tweets?”
yes????
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chipmunk but a girl retweeted
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I am still so mad I deleted this tweet on accident 💔💔💔
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how it honestly feels
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People love when i go up for karaoke and go Stray Cat Strut im a lady guy
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as soon as i smugly say “Im actually off twitter right now!” to someone you can start a 36 hour countdown clock and i will 100% always within that time period be found naked in public again
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i was complaining about this type of writing a few months ago, its like this post 2016 vaguely leftist sorta bs where you say catchphrases like “late stage capitalism” or “student loans” in order to get clips with the caption “this show/game is deeper than you thought…”
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kind of embarrassing to gm a tabletop roleplaying game for your friends its like. ohhh im pregnant with your characters. im storytelling and it’s yours
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there's something in the air in nyc right now that really is unlike anything i've ever experienced here or anywhere else. you can buy a piece of pizza from a place called a "bodega"
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people aren’t exaggerating. the energy in nyc right now is indescribable. pretty much everywhere you go there’s people going down stairs that lead to a train that you can take to other places in the city
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I would like to add on to this: Commander is a terrible way to teach people how to play Magic and it is a catastrophe that it has been normalized as an entry point. The idea that it's "easy and fun" is hysterical. Grist and Necromancy are in pre-cons now.
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im pretty new to magic. the friend who got me into it insisted that i start with commander because its "easy and fun"
good thing i went to a draft event at my local before actually playing commaner cause i woulda never played again otherwise lmao
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how paul was moving in disguise on the streets with the fremen in dune messiah
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