he/him - UX Designer. Father of twins. Seattle, via MN. #EBFG. Friend of DeSoto.
Joined December 2007
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13 Feb 2023
Great. This means another f’n year of stupid Patrick Mahones commercials for one of the stupid insurance companies—I couldn’t even tell you which one they so inane.
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13 Feb 2023
Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign
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10 Feb 2023
I feel like hashtag trends on this app are now useless. For you is so targeted to me as to be untimely or not newsworthy (and repetitive). Trending and News or too full of spammy things that don’t feel at all authoritative. What a mess it’s become.
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AOC: Despite inspiring a bomb threat due to the right wing incitement of violence against trans Americans because they cannot let go of this obsession with inciting violence against trans people.. This is the party that can’t pick on anyone their own size
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4 Feb 2023
Heartbreaking deflection. We deserved better.
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21 Jan 2023
Welp, no new Sounders jersey for me. Time to find a Zulilly one on the clearance racks.
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15 Jan 2023
I hate how NFL commentators spend 90% of every game kissing QB butt…it’s just relentless. This isn’t the greatest story ever told every week, guys.
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15 Jan 2023
To be fair, I feel the same when they’re talking about Geno Smith. It’s like they have a contractual obligation to just lay it on so thick.
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15 Jan 2023
I wonder whatever happened to Turnover Thursdays
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11 Jan 2023
Gross. My timeline is full of awful right wing pundits, simply because I follow journalists who follow them to keep an eye on the inanity. Twitter getting worse.
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6 Jan 2023
Hang on, I've just calculated the unemployment rate to extra decimal places, and December's rate of 3.468% is a new 50 YEAR LOW, the lowest rate since 1969.
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25 Dec 2022
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