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chody @chodypatrick
Joined March 2010
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chody@chodypatrick
26 Oct 2025
coworker just venmo’d me $150 to take her shift

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who’s tryna splash
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Idk why you guys keep hyping the capital one cafe. the head was just ok??
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airplane bathrooms are like NO SMOKING NO SMOKING NO SMOKING here’s a lil ashtray for ya NO SMOKING NO SMOKING NO SMOKING NO SMOKING
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Blake ™@NeilNevins
Jun 14
I’m in a greeting card aisle at CVS and can I say something? She is mean for no reason.
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Gay guy Tuesday
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Much like Jesus, I know which oomfs are going to betray me.
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james@jms_tny
Jun 5
gay guys writing poems about sex in 2026 is like a straight white desk worker painting a still life of a pickleball paddle
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nick@mechaaanic
Jun 4
girl not Final Destinashe
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@Tinashe
Jun 4
SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT 👀
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When Lykke Li is blasting at Nordstrom Rack you just know Rag and Bone SS25 is gonna be 60% off
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Chody got a new job #hired #employed #chodygotanewjob #payswell #withbenefits #pride
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5 things I’ve learned as a gay guy born into the Irish mafia
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tex@texmeplease
May 26
is it bisexual to drink a sprite mini
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Is the first date too soon to violate HIPAA?
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How I dress to buy a gatorade zero at the 7/11 next to my apartment
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It’s crazy we all have the middle name Patrick
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woah I can upgrade to first class for only $6,824
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traveling solo is great 97% of the time and the other 3% is like “imagine this but someone loved you”
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I actually didn’t go in so I don’t know if everyone knew you
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No you don’t
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