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oh my god right down to the hand placement. you either have a gift or autism
23 Dec 2024
Free Curve to the Point - Accompanying Sound of Geometric Curves (rotated), by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925, 📸 by @redwingdgr
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Reality TV show Survivor is being turned into a full animated movie with animal contestants
Host Jeff Probst will serve as executive producer
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doordashing the local bikini barista stand bc I like their coffee but I'm terrified of women
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imagine spending 2 bands to look like a fuckin dork
New look at Snapchat’s Specs AR glasses
• Costs $2195
• $SNAP stock price dropped immediately after the announcement
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Ethan🔱🦑🇵🇸 retweeted
The lion does not concern himself with the fact that he was assigned lioness at birth
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fuck it @redbullracing atp put a request in for them to give isack his podium back
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🚨 | BREAKING: The FIA have accepted Mercedes' request for a right of review into George Russell's penalty from the Monaco GP.
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gasly on suicide watch lmao they're gonna take away his podium for a second time
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🚨 | BREAKING: The FIA have accepted Mercedes' request for a right of review into George Russell's penalty from the Monaco GP.
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>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses
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Of the 250 Ferrari powered wins in F1, only 1 wasn't in a Ferrari... Sebastian Vettel. In a Toro Rosso. In Monza.
One of the greatest wet weather drives we've seen 🏆
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having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species
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back when they still actually cared about making a somewhat worthwhile product instead of being hyper focused on syphoning as much money from your bank account as possible
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Jun 17
oklahoma ballot question 943: the "Everybody Must Shoot Themselves In The Balls and/or Tits" law
blue = no
orange = yes
every single fucking time.
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people harp on and on about how "there's no way he aged that much in the 20ish years between episode 3 and 4" but like. he's on a desert planet with not one but 2 suns for 20 YEARS. I've seen people age faster in OUR sun. it makes sense
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wait which one's the young gay nerd
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RT @malkinmoonshot: do the non american players get to opt out of wearing these for “personal reasons” or is that just for the pride hats
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All the points gathered across the double-header in Monaco and Barcelona.
Lewis Hamilton takes the biggest share 📊
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we gotta get more people in OKC and tulsa out to vote man they could easily swing ts yet they stay home and do nothing and now we don't get better minimum wage
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notice how the Bible verses only come out when it's gay people being brought up
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Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
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never a bible verse condemning domestic abuse when a player gets outed or a bible verse condemning war when the president has another temper tantrum or a bible verse condemning rape when a player goes to trial or a bible verse condemning pedophilia during the whole Epstein thing
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Ethan🔱🦑🇵🇸 retweeted
If they wear Bible verses all the time, that’s self expression. If they only do it during Pride month, that’s harassment
Jun 16
Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
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