i ❤ my Jhb. Passionate about the music scene. Coffee makes me nice to people. Friend of the @foofighters, they don't know it yet. Permanently TIRED.
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22 Dec 2025
A reminder that this is not “the most wonderful time of the year” for everyone. Just know, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. .
@TheSADAG is there 24/7/365 for anyone in need. Call them on 0800567567 (24hrs) 0800212223 or 0800456789 or SMS 31393.
#Wellbeing #MentalHealthSupport
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.@CityPowerJhb third power outage for the week in ElDorado Park Proper. Please have this attended to do, this is not becoming unbearable once again.
Ref: CPWEB5011763
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.@StandardBankZA it’s great you’re excited about the football.
BUT this has now been ongoing for over an hour.
App login NOW wants OTP to registered email but OTP is delayed causing OTP to expire.
Don’t come w/ uninstall/reinstall pls.
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Now that’s what you call organisational skills, @shakira opened the @FIFAWorldCup and straight off stage to send me an email.
#WakaWakaHeyHey
#FifaWorldCup
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Listen @DStv @bbcbrit why are you airing INCREDIBLY old episodes of #TippingPoint from 3’yrs back when not even a month ago you advertised a new season starting?
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Me for 1 yr: “hey @JoburgParksZoo @CleanerJoburg PLEASE clean & cut the very overgrown grass in the park across the rd from me? 🥺”
@JoburgParksZoo @CleanerJoburg: “We got you”
Me: gets home & sees 4 bloody useless bins installed.
Make it make sense @CityofJoburgZA 🤔
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.@JHBWater hope your teams were told to “reduce to 91%” and not turn off again. Cause when it comes to reading, they seem to have water on the brain…
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.@JHBWater is Eldorado Park Proper affected by this?
If not THE SUBURB is without water for hours now.
And if it is, why has “throttling” been effected hours before “your schedule” below?
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.@vumatel 1. Why was there no communication before planned work?
2. Your status says work is done but there’s no internet service?
3. More users complaining? What went wrong with your planned change?
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Not sure what is happening, it’s not that truck, but the Golden highway heading east by Devland has been blocked as a result cars have to turn around to head back to the other direction on the Golden highway to get to the N1 @TrafficSA @jaca_traffic
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christopher maider retweeted
May 18
Foo Fighters' first and last performance on The Late Show, 31 years apart.
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.@FlySafair that’s curious as those “time frames in place for all necessary checks and validations” are not in place when you take *IMMEDIATE* payment?
Why not just say it’s all about interest, for you…?
May 15
Our refund processing time frames are in place to allow for all necessary checks and validations to be completed accurately and securely. We understand that this situation has caused considerable frustration, and we appreciate the patience you have shown throughout the process. 2/2 -AP
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.@MyJRA curious why the road markings paint is now yellow?
Does that colour versus the standard white not fade faster?
Or is that the point, worse quality to increase workloads for more time cards?
@CityofJoburgZA
May 14
Road marking operations are taking place today in Ennerdale (Region G) at the intersection of James Street and the R558. @CityofJoburgZA #JoburgRoads ^AK
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.@JHBWater please escalate blocked sewer drains AGAIN flooding sewage into public park & road. 2nd time in a month.
Cnr’s Spruit Ave & Waterpan Cres & open space to Diamant Str. The drain lid has actually lifted w/ so much pressure.
JWAPP-40117047
Permanent resolution?
ALT Raw sewage flooding road and park
ALT Raw sewage flooding road & park due to poor maintenance
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Hey @NandosSA 2 full chickens bought & a whole 2 sachets of sauce. Is times really that tough?
Also, a boujee bowl, and literally 4 leaves of spinach. FOUR??? Come now.
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.@CityPowerJhb another day another power outage in Eldorado Park Proper. Ref CPWEB4972250.
Considering the rest of our suburb has already been without power for 3 days now, how long will this go on for?
@CityofJoburgZA "World Class" hey....
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.@CityPowerJhb this ticket was closed yet the street light is still lying in the tree almost in the road.
Does someone need to die before you take action?
When do you start auditing your teams closing tickets without doing the work. Or is this behaviour normal? @CityofJoburgZA
.@CityPowerJhb please urgently attend to street light which ahs fallen over & being held up on a tree. this WILL fall on a car or person.
CPWEB4954615
maps.app.goo.gl/v9jXhYx8WpPc…
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.@JoburgParksZoo again you’ve allocated park & open space maintained to a b grade contractor who’s again arrived after rain to leave 1/3 of the park they’ve cut filled w/ the grass. What needs to happen to have the complete Fontein Park space cleaned? Another 7yrs?
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