kinda looks like greg but is actually chris
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Feb 27
finally getting around to deleting this account. making a joke one on bluesky. see u there bsky.app/profile/mikebay.bsk… (not a joke, i just always sound this sarcastic)
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19 May 2022
if your italian food truck isn’t named “gnocchi dokie” then what are we even doing
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19 Feb 2022
was frustrated I couldn’t find the nail clippers again, so I bought a multi pack
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23 Oct 2020
sometimes i like to think about how the world is so big that almost everything possible has already happened
and that means that someone out there has been dumped over linkedin messenger
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20 Oct 2020
invisibility and flight are cool, but if I could have any superpower it would be putting the dishes in the dishwasher right away instead of letting them build up in the sink
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21 Jul 2020
dr. bronner's therapist: oh wow sounds like there's a lot to unpack here
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12 Jul 2020
it's not common knowledge, but many biblical scholars believe that Abraham was not going to sacrifice Isaac for God, but simply to see if Isaac was cake
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11 Jul 2020
it took a pandemic to limit this chipotle bathroom to one person at a time
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3 Jul 2020
the edible didn’t hit until I read an ad telling me to “Discover the Moment” and then holy fuck
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25 May 2020
whoa, the original FORTRAN compiler ran simulations to find hot spots in the code, thanks to Lois Haibt.
FORTRAN was released in 1957 and was the first true compiler (as opposed to simpler assemblers)
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19 Apr 2020
in these strange times sometimes even remembering today’s date is hard, so I made a little site to help chris.bolin.co/today/
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26 Mar 2020
hill i will die on: URLs are UI (and should be designed as such)
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