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28 Oct 2021
"these edibles aint shit"
me 45 minutes later:
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This is the official channel of the United States Army broadcasting a private corporations live feed. This is illegal. No one in the Republican Congress will lift a finger.
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Divorce.
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My husband demands intimacy every night and won't speak to me the next day if I decline. What is the best way to deal with this?
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Even at a young age he wore Canada on his shirt. He travelled the world with his father and met many dignitaries. Don’t ever think for one second that he’d turn his back on Canada because of his American girlfriend. He’s a true Canadian who loves his country. And always will.
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There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.
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The Reflecting Pool is currently experiencing an algae outgrowth, indicating high pH conditions.
Such a high pH is known to strip paint, potentially ruining Trump's $14M paint renovation.
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It's like a science experiment for people who don't believe in science
This is what happens when you give your pool boy a $14,000,000 no bid contract for stuff he’s clearly not qualified to do.
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i guess the answer was nothing
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Canadian soccer star @AlphonsoDavies spots fans wearing his jersey in Vancouver 😂🇨🇦
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Who did this 🤣
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This is the White House in 2026.
This is what the end of empire looks lie.
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Touch down in YVR and warmly greeted by Chief Wayne Sparrow and the Musqueam!
#CANMNT
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I’m shocked to know he doesn’t hear the word no
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It's not a hydration break if you make us watch commercials. It's a commercial break.
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Jake paul is a former Disney channel star and that guy’s a rapist so this is probably fine
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Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result.
She is a former Disney Channel star.
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Turned out the Epstein files are full of billionaires and trillionaires, not immigrants.
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Most obvious money laundering operation of all time
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Algae Resurfaces Just Days After Trump's $14 Million Reflecting Pool Renovation — POLITICO
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Big plans. Big, big plans.
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UFC press conference postponed due to the rain. I can’t tell you how happy this makes me. May this be the wettest weekend on record for DC!
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ALT Parade Thursday Manhattan
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