“Perhaps I can find by consulting the files how step after step added up to miles”. -Ogden Nash, “Preface to the Past”

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert against Donald Trump!

Can someone at @tacobell please explain what these are supposed to be?

Just wondering where was the hate & disrespect of Half-Times when bands like U2 and Cold Play performed. Congrats to @KidRock, @realDonaldTrump, & the rest of the #MayoHalftimeShow for segregating fucking music. Next, you’ll be going back to water fountains and bathrooms.

How soon the weak forget…

Thanks to the Federal Felon, this is where we stand.

If only escalators could into another useful item…

It’s beyond disgusting what one person can do to a whole nation. There are no excuses for him. Oh, if you are against members of the LGBTIQ just because of they’re alive, I hope you have the most uncomfortable month ever that you deserve 🌈🏳️‍🌈 #ally

Reba McEntire - And Still youtu.be/D1lqGnk6SpM?si=19_s… via @YouTube

My husband & I choose to eat at local restaurants as opposed to chains with the exception of @CrackerBarrel. We will no longer support a business that does not support children in the community. #CanWeEatNow #waldorfMD #AutismAwareness #AutismAlly

The @USPS has 3 main jobs-collect mail, deliver said mail, and ship/deliver supplies. I mailed 3 cards 11/2 FROM A COLLECTION’S BOX AT A P.O., and they yet to arrive. Can you also explain how the stamps I ordered over a week ago are now missing? You have one job. DO IT!!!

A young girl lost her life and baby at the hands of a demented @KenPaxtonTX all because of a God complex. One can only hope a woman in his family never finds herself in the same position. #sayhername #NevaehCrain #Lillian

In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump's racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

Maybe, just maybe, there’s an ounce of good in Pence.

She fought a valiant fight. May she be at peace.

BREAKING: President Biden brutally torches Donald Trump for claiming that he has the cash to pay the reduced $175 million bond in his New York Civil fraud case — and then unloads on him with hilarious mockery. This is going to send Trump into a rage... "Donald Trump is weak and desperate – both as a man and a candidate for President," said Biden spokesperson James Singer. "He spent the weekend golfing, the morning comparing himself to Jesus, and the afternoon lying about having money he definitely doesn’t have," Singer went on. "His campaign can’t raise money, he is uninterested in campaigning outside his country club, and every time he opens his mouth, he pushes moderate and suburban voters away with his dangerous agenda." "America deserves better than a feeble, confused, and tired Donald Trump," he added. We couldn't agree more and we can't wait to vote for Joe Biden this November! Please retweet and ❤️ if you're voting for Biden — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a new pro-democracy social network that is exploding in popularity because Twitter and Facebook are trying to stop its growth — which is only making Tribel grow even faster. Please follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone or computer by clicking the following link: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

Huge shoutout to @Starbucks for giving me something I didn’t even know I needed in my life—the Lavender Frappuccino.

#HaveMercy Uncle Jesse @JohnStamos

With so many plastic bag bans across the country, ⁦@Target⁩ says how many can we use?! There are 6 bags, all from the same location, and all carrying the same items. 6 bags for 10 very (very) small items. Well-played Target.

Hey @DriveForDTI, I see you are hiring CDL drivers! That’s terrific. One minor piece of advice. You might want to teach your current drivers to not tail gait another vehicle at 65 mph on I95. Not only is it dangerous, it’s very unpleasant. Thanks!