Rich. Karate Master. expert at everything.
Joined April 2024
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3 Mar 2025
Lily Lang and Con Con: *running the ball on the BV
Lily Lang: Wow it’s cold I should get my BARBOUR jacket”
Con Con: You need 3 collars!
*Con Con shrinks a girl and man*
Lily Lang: “No one does it like Sig Nu!”
*Mary Kate/Evan turn around*
Mary Kate: Got room for 1 more?
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Max Blade retweeted
May 31
wemby being athletic at 7’5” is like the most bourgeoisie thing possible in NBA terms because he was born into biological monopoly and wields physical hegemony over workers
if leftist NBA twitter has any dignity they’d cheer for Brunson cause he’s a metaphor for the proletariat
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Max Blade retweeted
May 23
Supporting Donald Trump isn’t just a “difference in political beliefs”
This dude has put the Obama’s faces on monkeys, has voiced harmful rhetoric towards Latinos, and lit the fire for the Jan 6th riots to occur.
It IS that deep. But some of yall will never get it.
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Apr 25
Jordan’s 6 rings is becoming the bill Russell 11 rings argument for greatest of all time. I love you LeBron.
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Apr 22
I had 4 years to waste my parents money and I did it in the middle of Alabama. What is wrong with me.
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Apr 8
In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series
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Apr 4
My liberal grandfather just dropped the word Negro at the beach and there are black families around I have never been more shocked in my life
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Apr 1
I understand NBA can get pushy with the agendas. I think Jaden Ivey should be able to have a career. But we can’t as Christian’s pretend to be persecuted because someone said they don’t like gay people and is catching heat for it. There are way bigger issues in the world
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Apr 1
Sec chicks ig bios be like
G E N E R I C (middle name) W H O R E✨🪽💕
By grace, through faith. ✞
@olemissKDAOPI
@dumbfinsta @rentmyclothes
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Mar 30
The damage done by the vanilla Haagen daz to the metal spoon makes me fearful of the power that resides in the plastic spoon included with the lid.
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Max Blade retweeted
Feb 17
Ser Charles: I been a knight for ten and eight summers and I ain’t never heard of no trial of seven that needed a Kingsguard presence! A kings-guard presence!
Lord Shaq: *cracking up* I’m the prince of Westeros and a Hedge Knight comin’ to beat me up.
Ernest the Bald: What of the Hedge Knight’s size, Ser?
Ser Charles: He musta been birthed by one of those big ol’ women from Flea Bottom
Lord Shaq: *laughing and banging on the table* Where they from, Ser? Where they from?
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23 Dec 2025
Ben Afflek is actually basically a greek hero bc only two women exist for him in the world and he bounces back and forth between them but he’s also fucking his buddy instead of either of them.
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24 Dec 2025
Why does every home goods type store have the obligatory random pasta aisle
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