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Hey Mexico, Cuba, Columbia, please just say nice shit about our president. Tell him he’s handsome, looks like the healthiest president in history or whatever. Make a giant gold trophy for him that says worlds tallest most peaceful guy or some shit. Jfc, hurry.
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Fight night energy is taking over DC.
UFC Freedom 250 is almost here. 🇺🇸
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RT @gregolear: When you consider everyone who booed inside MSG, and everyone who booed all across the Five Boroughs, I don't know that anyo…
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bitch you can't even control half of your face
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$1.776 billion, doof
keep fuckin' that couch
If the fraud rate is really as low as Democrats claim, why are they fighting so hard to hide the data? Why not just work with USDA to audit and validate where the money is going? Their resistance to us going after fraud is part of why these programs ballooned in the first place.
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just got off the phone w/ president trump & every time i would try to ask him a question about iran policy or gas prices he would interrupt with fart sounds out of his mouth. i did get to say thank you for taking my call. i don't have a transcript.
potus is #SoAccessible tho!
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the man had a stroke. he's receiving monthly injections. multiple CTs and MRIs in a year.
his physicians shouldn't be allowed to practice medicine when they lie like this for him.
maybe vance isn't bothering with a 2028 campaign because he knows it'll fall to him soon.
May 30
The WH released President Trump’s physical report from Dr. Barbabella who says he is in “excellent” health: “Preventive counseling was provided, including guidance on diet, recommendation to take a low-dose aspirin, increased physical
activity, and continued weight loss.”
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the kind you find in a second hand store
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YOU KNEW I WATH A STHNAKE WHEN YOU LETH ME IN
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An old, but apt fable:
A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character." @Wikipedia
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NICE WORK GREAT EFFORT OK BYE
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who the fuck are you again
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You have been in office since I was 17 years old. Your career is nothing more than failed impeachments. The day you leave office everyone will immediately forget you ever existed.
You inspire no one. Stand for nothing - and have no influence outside of the msnow greenroom.
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