Nunca sé de qué hablan. No paso ni un día sin estornudar. No voy a aclarar que redacté con el ocote: se sobreentiende.
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Cosas que hacen los dueños de gatos con múltiples gatos:
Preguntarle a 1 gato dónde está el otro gato
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Qué poronga pero re mil PORONGA la última de Spielberg estoy malhumoradísima
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Tengo que decirles que cuando ponen “a ver ustedes que saben todo” yo en particular nunca sé la respuesta a lo que preguntan
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Jun 12
Haciendo el tour panorámico de la bombacha y el cotillón (viajando en un 199)
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I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable
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Jun 12
Qué loco los de adelante ven una mano en la pared y los de atrás letritas
Nadie me va a convencer nunca que desde las filas de atrás se ve mejor. (Fila 4 vs fila 10)
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i hate when someone older than me tells me “it only gets worse from here” boo!!! you suck!!! you suck at this!!!!
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Jun 11
Primates are so funny, bro, this is literally just some guy
In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.
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Jun 11
There’s many basic things in my life I fear I never learned to do properly so if anyone saw me I’d look like this cat
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Jun 11
Toda superficie que existe se ha llenado de hongos siento a The Last of Us respirándonos en la nuca
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Jun 9
Llegué a la conclusión de que la frase que más repito es “no sé qué cara tiene”
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Jun 7
typo has revealed an incredible new name for a dating app
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Jun 7
O sea que si antes de ir al baile como pizza muzzarella después puedo tomar todo lo que quiera?
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Jun 5
zoomers are weird and anxious because they have no experience with friction and lacking. they cannot remember a concert they didn't get to watch. a song they couldn't stream. sometimes you just don't get to do things. its life
Jun 5
i understand the appeal of a phone free tour but i also think it really sucks like idk its like if you cant afford to go you dont get to see it at all. the exclusivity of it is a bit weird to me but thats all im gonna say cause yall will flay me alive
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Jun 5
Déjenme adivinar están discutiendo hasta qué grado es admisible hablar de uno mismo cuando se muere alguien famoso
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If the "one movie a year" demographic are watching a low budget horror movie it's a win for culture
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