poet, pseudoscientist, queen of the mundane || she/her
Joined December 2011
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clare flanagan retweeted
Jun 14
I think about this pretty much every day
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Jun 11
somehow managed to do this despite the fact I do not drink or care about basketball š
if you live in new york city and didnāt drunk text your failed humiliationship last night congratulations you are over them
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Jun 11
truly remarkable to observe the evolution of my self-destructive impulsesā¦ you think a certain lifestyle change is going to eliminate them but no. Itās like cutting a worm into pieces and you just get more worms
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Jun 9
having one of the worst/most chaotic days of my sobriety yet but I do NOT want to drink!!!!! (however I do want to throw up and scream)
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Jun 9
per usual the common denominators are no sleep, seeking out info that upsets me, sending embarrassing/impulsive textsā¦ but the real salt in the wound was being accused of using ChatGPT to write a research brief, which I would NEVER. pretty sure that pushed me over the edge
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clare flanagan retweeted
Metrically, āMy Mayor Muslim/My bagel Jewish/My Christian Dior/ My Knicks in Fourā works very nicely. It has this Donne-like cadence with the emphasis shift at the end to bring it home.
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clare flanagan retweeted
Jun 5
men do it all the time, live your truth queen
Is it unethical for me to go on dates knowing Iām incapable of being loved at this specific time
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clare flanagan retweeted
May 11
Bitches be like Everything i let go of has claw marks on it
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May 11
just experienced something that would have made me want to *** three months ago. and donāt get me wrong it did for a second! but I called my sponsor and walked it off!!!!!!!!!! š©°
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May 11
simultaneously being so fucking helpless and exhausted that I surrender my will completely remaining committed to staying alive out of a doglike combination of determination, love, and spite >>>>>>>>>>
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clare flanagan retweeted
May 3
i believe in true love the way i believe in meth. i know it is real. i have tried it, by accident. it makes me insane. i do not have much interest in trying it again, at the moment. but i am a believer in true love.
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May 2
big day. somehow the world feels full of possibility again, like everything is as it should be. if you came to me a year ago and told me Iād feel that way about my current circumstances, I wouldnāt have believed you. I couldnāt conceive of it. A miracle, a mystery, a gift
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clare flanagan retweeted
Apr 24
Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell āem you can brush your teeth with it
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Apr 24
just met Cameron Winterās mom in a night class on Whitman AMA
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Apr 24
genuinely awesome interaction - she was very smart and gracious and sweet šā„ļø
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