Pay attention to me while I'm ignoring you. she/her
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5 Jan 2022
It’s about DRIVE.
It’s about POWER.
It’s about CRYING IN THE SHOWER.
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31 Jul 2024
The USA solved the trolley problem by defunding rail transport, and then shooting everyone tied to the tracks.
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27 Jun 2024
“Paw print tattoos have the same energy as an adult Tweety Bird T-Shirt” - @FerpectOval
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29 Apr 2024
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
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12 Feb 2024
We’ve talked a lot about solo journaling games on the show, and this is by far our favorite. Highly recommend checking out Anamnesis by @BlinkingBirch. One of @claire2themax ‘s rare 10/10 games.
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12 Feb 2024
Usher on roller skates and a Ludacris cameo. Couldn’t have asked for more with this halftime show.
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5 Feb 2024
Whenever there’s a new slang or pop culture thing, I test it out as a pet name just to see how @FerpectOval reacts.
He’s currently mad at me, so “my little Skibidi Toilet” is firmly in the “no” column.
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12 Jan 2024
Midwesterners toxic trait is thinking “the rear defrost will take care of that”
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5 Jan 2024
I’m gonna be honest until like, last week I thought people were losing their minds about hockey not weird cups
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5 Jan 2024
The Iraqi government is formally moving to remove US forces from the country, after:
20.83 years
4,400 US Casualties
40,000 Iraqi Combatant Casualties
1,000,000 Dead Iraqi Civilians
And all of the unfathomable human suffering behind those cold numbers.
Yeah, we should go.
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5 Jan 2024
We got our first wedding gift today and I’m about to be a fucking monster.
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29 Dec 2023
I hate how my brain will get not only songs, but random jokes or turns of phrase stuck in my head. Because it's one thing to have Uptown Girl playing on loop, but it's quite another form of hell to just hear "City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em" on repeat for no reason.
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9 Dec 2023
Bands that never got the attention they deserved:
Day 28 of 40
My favorite band on this list , and also just generally in my top five bands of all time, Dear and the Headlights had it all. From catchy songs, to unbelievable lyrics, to one of the coolest vocalists of all time.
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9 Dec 2023
god I want to punch Billy Mitchell in the face so fuckin bad
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3 Dec 2023
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