• all is full of love • they/them • ♐︎/♏︎ 18 acab

Joined April 2015
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y’all be scared to moan during sex??? i be in my girl’s ear like
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truly do whatever the fuck u want, i carried my ipad, a full burrito, a hot sauce, and a half a bag of Chex mix all inside a giant ziploc bag to three bars and not one eye was bat,,, do whatever u want !!!! be ziploc hag!!!! who cares
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i love booking it into the other room when my roomba makes the triumphant “im done” noise like im a proud (but realistic and ready to be disappointed) parent
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Flaming Gooch United States Census, 1940
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open relationship??? i Will literally open fire on u
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need……. Smoothie And smooth brain
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Colon Butt United States Census, 1920
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Uproot the evil in the fields that [you] know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. GANDALF. #LOTR #Tolkien
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i miss when the stupid blue app on my electric idiot box was just a fun weird sometimes frightening shared diary between friends ;-;
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grapefruit cosmo flask for Barbie movie pocket square flask for Oppenheimer
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drafted when drunk & now it’s expired smh
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genuinely can’t take being disappointed by a man even once more i will move to Sweden and start a girl only Midsommar type commune and finally know peace
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i have hate in my heart
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this is extremely weird and Black Mirror-y to me aaaaaaaaaa bad bad not goop
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another day another cops getting called on my neighbor
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Fundraiser by Joe Cannella : Help Ferino Distillery Keep the Spirit Alive gofund.me/924c02ee please please please donate and share !!! Ferino means the world to me & the city is trying to fuck us. not saying it’s related to 4th st gentrification buuuut
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I need to fuck over forty thousand times in my life for all of this bullshit to be worth it
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fellas, are we fartin hard or hardly fartin??? 💪🏼
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the Barbie movie and Barbie taking over everything is so important to me
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i love opening wheniwork when im absolutely shitfaced at 3am and just Praying
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