a well rounded individual.

Joined January 2011
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2 Jul 2018
When I was younger I’ld push the garage door button & try to Indiana Jones it. Now I watch it slowly close reflecting on my increasing debt, forgotten dreams, and aging health problems til it slams shut and I’m left wondering... how am I getting all my groceries up stairs in 1 go
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Long cuz x. X x
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After a brief hiatus, glad to be back contributing for @oilrigEDM on such a fun topic regarding how Edmonton can field a competitive, cap-compliant team.
30 Jun 2025
The #Oilers will need to get creative in order to improve the team this offseason as well as stay cap complaint. Darnell explores the options here! theoilrig.ca/2025/06/30/how-…
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6 Jul 2023
I’m going straight up the gut first 6 tries for hopefully 3-4yds. 7th attempt, same formation, but I’m cutting it outside! 8-10 I’m hoping my OC has some nasty play calls to get back the 15 I lost taking it outside.
10 carries without question. Just give me a decent runblocking OL. We’re also going to run a playaction or two to keep the defense on their toes so I’m not facing exclusively loaded boxes.
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5 Jun 2023
Holy shit! Pete Davidson’s new show #bupkis on Amazon prime…first episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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22 Mar 2023
Sure I’ll take the Magnum Ferrari for a spin but my heart lies here #thefallguy
BTTF would be fun but I’m riding into the sunset in the General Lee..
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20 Mar 2023
I feel theres a reverse windchill effect when spring starts to show “tomorrows high will be -2 but it will feel like 18, get out those shorts it’s gonna be a scorcher!”
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8 Mar 2023
NYR BOS NYI ARI PHI
Build the ultimate #NHL team: (choose 1 TEAM per category) • Forwards: ______ • Defence: ______ • Goalies: ______ • Prospect Pool: ______ • Mascot: ______
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8 Mar 2023
And the opposite ARI CHI CHI PIT SEA
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clay holt retweeted
Mr. Bean live invisible drum, 1991
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17 Jan 2023
Brett Maher…
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20 Jan 2023
You have to listen to the end🤣🤣. I think @dannygoodtimes2 would like this
She was 38 hot 😂😂. Y'all need this laugh this morning.
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13 Jan 2023
If I’ve learned anything working at the auction mart, it’s don’t be the second last cow loading on to cattle liner. #ifyouknowyouknow #AgTwitter
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9 Jan 2023
We got the worst results in @NFL playoffs play ins today. A snooze fest Seattle team and a banged up Quarterbackless Miami team. Any of the other 4 teams would make an entertaining playoff game.
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8 Jan 2023

ALT Zip It GIF

Replying to @clayace @SNBets
Bro do u even know hockey #embarising
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25 Dec 2022
Youngest thought the X meant bad and nice was crossed out. Opening presents was on hold for 10 minutes while tears were wiped and promising there would be no coal in her bag. Nice job Santa. #MerryChristmas
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25 Dec 2022
Source of confusion, she saw her sisters bag first.
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24 Dec 2022
Waiting for the @kyleparsons39 oilers wave tweet

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11 Dec 2022
Don’t tell mom! I’m so sorry, Don’t tell mom!
Checking in on the Ottawa Senators
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7 Dec 2022
It’s so nice out I dropped the zipper on my fourth layer.

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