Apply-focused indie lab researching mathematical foundations of systems across domains. Ex-founder (fintech/infra), CS big data/distributed systems (Adobe).

Joined April 2007
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pitching math to CS friends be like
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disk full. Google Scholar, Y U no web scale? Spanner is virtually next door, WTF?
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2026 AGI be like
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a famous Apple product manager thought once: "How to piss off parents? Oh! I know! I know! Let's build an exponential lockout on wrong passcode"
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I can't believe there's no pac-man emoji
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make it STICK: privacy == hygiene → any effort like this as the puss that needs to be eliminated to avoid gangrene
🧵 THREAD 1/ Online age verification is the hill to die on. Not a fight you can sit out. Not a battle you can skip. Not a policy you can afford to ignore while you focus on something else. This is it. This is the line. This is the infrastructure that enables every other piece of the digital control grid. If we lose this fight, we lose everything.
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Correlation does not imply causation 🤣
GitHub outages since Microsoft acquisition 🤣
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I wonder whether it’s discovering vulnerabilities or getting them fixed that’s actually scarier about Mythos
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ℂosmin Lehene retweeted
Replying to @thomasahle
for AI every binary is "open source"
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There's always a pair of rose-colored glasses if you squint deep enough
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Few know but, the true father of "retardmaxx", "Move forward. Go", "e/acc", "Move fast and break things", "execution over ideas" is Stalin, J. (1942). Order No. 227 ("Not one step back!"). Also Russian cosmism predated Land's accelerationism en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia…
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"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?" ― Joseph Stalin
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2026 founders be like
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ℂosmin Lehene retweeted
Replying to @headinthebox
Incompetent coders will *continue* to attribute the issues to the wrong side of the screen.
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Good. The "protection"-disguised bullet against privacy backfired in EU🇪🇺
A quick update on the infamous EU “ChatControl” 🇪🇺 What a turn of events in EU tech policy: from potential mandatory mass scanning of data (“ChatControl”) → to even voluntary scans losing their legal basis (for now). Just months ago, fears were growing around mandatory scanning of private communications in the EU (incl. pictures and videos). Now, talks between the EU Council (Member States) and the European Parliament have collapsed - and the result is a complete reversal. As of April 3, even voluntary scanning of data by platforms loses its legal basis under EU privacy (ePrivacy & GDPR) rules, as the temporary exemption was not extended. A striking example of how fast EU tech policy can turn - and a big win for European privacy advocates.
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be humble or be humiliated
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