Artist, tiny panther mom, programmer, writer, SF&F nerd, and wearer of many hats. Radical Liberalโข in the pocket of Big Comma
Joined July 2010
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18 May 2024
The URL has been officially x'ed, so I'm at long last saying bye-bye birdy. I finally activated my Threads account, plus I have Bluesky, Mastodon, and Hive (and an Instagram I never use), so I'll see you around somewhere.
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17 May 2024
I can understand a cashier having a bad day and being a little snippy and rude with customers.
But twice? Weeks apart? Girl, since you clearly resent your job, I have kindly informed corporate of your desire to not have it any longer. #KareningForGood
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15 May 2024
I love when I when a solitaire tourney with a score this low. It's like the game is saying, "Yay! You bailed water the most efficiently before jumping off the sinking ship... go you!"
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Called the university hospital neurology dept again today to find out why it had been nearly six months since my referral and I still hadn't been contacted for an appointment.
Got told I'd be called for an appointment "in a week or so" so that's an improvement ๐
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"But if you'd gone through the local hospital you'd have been seen already"
Seen, sure, but would I have a diagnosis or treatment I could trust?
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This week, YouGov is asking "man or bear" to all its participants and as long as they break responses down by respondents' identified gender, this should be interesting...
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The frequency and severity of errors in an electronic or mechanical device is inversely proportional to the distance of said device from an individual qualified to diagnose and repair it.
See: All the times I go to fix one of my parents' devices only to find it works perfectly.
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Cleo, Geek Muse of Internet Parody ๐ผ retweeted
5 May 2024
diss | noun | an insulting expression of disrespect or criticism
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30 Apr 2024
My latest victims. Last time I tried growing herbs, they didn't survive long.
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29 Apr 2024
Okay, but if the aarakocra first came to Faerรปn to search for the pieces of the Rod of Seven Parts, then is this finally Jarnathan's moment to shine? ๐ค ๐ฆ
29 Apr 2024
Time to raise the stakes against Vecna, and there may be one artifact that can get the job done...
Tap or click the link below to discover the Rod of Seven Parts. spr.ly/6019jBAKz
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29 Apr 2024
Residents: Why don't we have concerts here?
City: We're building a new 10,000-seat outdoor amphitheater!
Residents: That's too small!
Other residents: That's too big!
Still other residents: We need an indoor venue!
Even more residents: What a waste of taxpayer money!
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29 Apr 2024
We had a free outdoor concert last year that easily drew 7000 to set up lawn chairs IN A PARKING LOT.
YES, we need a 10k seat amphitheater, ya friggin' NIMBYs...
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Cleo, Geek Muse of Internet Parody ๐ผ retweeted
Next craft fair is on May 4th at Rough River Dam State Resort Park, and I don't have anything Derby OR Star Wars to sell.
But the craft fair the following weekend is a wine festival in Elizabethtown, KY, and you better BELIEVE I'm bringing some of THESE:
thecraftykat.com/products/blโฆ
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25 Apr 2024
Stomach: You should eat something.
Me: In a minute.
Stomach: No, seriously.
Me: You can wait.
Stomach: I really can't.
Me: OK, FINE. *prepares food*
Stomach: Wait.
Me: *eats two bites*
Stomach: I said WAIT.
Me: What?
Stomach: I feel sick.
Me: DAMMIT, STOMACH!!
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25 Apr 2024
Too chilly to have Smell-O-Vision on for the cats today, but gorgeous and sunny otherwise in my little part of the world. #PerfectDate
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24 Apr 2024
My now one year-old Husky puppy-cat insists he doesn't always sit on my feet to keep me from moving.
...Sometimes he lies on them.
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21 Apr 2024
*sigh* And this why I didn't get my hopes up about having anyone ACTUALLY SHOW UP for D&D today. ๐
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Cleo, Geek Muse of Internet Parody ๐ผ retweeted
17 Apr 2024
i'm sorry
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