mum, wife, knitter, cook, programmer
Joined March 2009
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21 Jul 2016
Every journey I've tried to make on @Se_Railway this week has been disrupted. I don't want to fill in a form I just want to get home!
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23 Aug 2014
Note to self: the children do not like blueberries in their pancakes.
19 Aug 2014
Quite unahppy that my washing machine broke after only four months but quite pleased with the very professional @indesit repair man
14 Aug 2014
The house decoration process has so worn me down that I'm wandering round the flat in my dressing gown tweeting complaints into nowhere
3 Aug 2014
House paint colors: crispy crumble, natural Hessian, Egyptian cotton. Would be easier if they were called beige, grey-beige, pink-beige...
28 Jul 2014
I am the old woman who lived in a shoe except I live in a flat with no electricity and I fed my children bread without any broth..
22 Jun 2014
I have just achieved the next level of mothering Zen: allow the two year old to brake the egg herself.
30 Mar 2014
I'm sure everyone in the corner shop is edified to learn that you have to do a poo in the potty before you can eat your hello kitty choc pop
11 Feb 2014
"Are you eating your broccoli?" "No just playing with broccoli." At least she's honest.
9 Feb 2014
If there's loads of juice in the pan when you roast a chicken does that mean it's been injected with extra liquid?
1 Feb 2014
The toddler **finally** sleeps past 6 and the baby is wide awake. Arrrrgggggg!!
27 Jan 2014
Crawling baby has just sussed self propelled inter-room travel. Why oh why do we have a heated shower rail that looks like a climbing frame!
27 Jan 2014
Toddler who never eats crust just ate her crust first. Have a sinking feeling nothing will be as it seems today...
18 Jan 2014
Woohoo! Came out lovely! No longer regretting making two big loaves although maybe 3 or 4 smaller ones next time.
18 Jan 2014
Just about to bake my first ever hand made bread! Couldn't make sense of instr. re when to stop kneading. Fingers crossed it'll be chewable.
10 Jan 2014
Toddler Asleep In The Pram so baby and I are having a morning out and about. Oh what I wouldn't give for a good ground floor yarn shop!
7 Jan 2014
Sleeping baby in my arms, sleeping toddler next to me in bed. Maybe the flu isn't all bad.
30 Oct 2013
How do you explain to a 2 year old that you can't both drink the milk and have a full cup?
11 Sep 2013
I'm sure I gave my toddler a cup of milk yesterday but I don't remember washing the cup afterwards nor can I find one in the usual spots...
22 Nov 2011
New fav upstairs downstairs quote: "don't be flippant or I'll have to send you out of the room"