🇩🇴 Master of Pun. I write code that someday will be refactored. Engineering things @sesolabor.
Joined January 2011
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28 May 2017
So my car hit 127.0.0.1 miles when I arrived home!!! There really is #noplacelikehome !
🤓💻🏠
#loopback #home #localhost
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May 6
I see everyone complaining about Caitlin talking about her pussy, but somehow Ron Taylor talked about dicks for half his set and everybody was spiritually seated.
#funnyaf
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May 6
Let’s go. Hoping tonight goes better than yesterday….if not then I want my money back. #funnyaf
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May 5
Chris Rock is prob up there like, “Thank God I’m getting paid for this,” because he’s ain’t remembering these bits. #funnyaf
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Jan 12
Just installed macOS Tahoe and why does everything look like this now
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Jan 7
So… what exactly is Stranger Things Conformity Gate and why did Episode 9 just show up?? 👀”
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22 Apr 2025
Hey @FedEx, I dropped off an iPhone return in one of your drop boxes over a week ago and it was never scanned or delivered. Now I’m out $1,000 and you’re telling me you take no responsibility for drop box packages? What’s the point of even having them?
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19 Mar 2025
Watching #Adolescence on Netflix with my girlfriend, and she pointed this out…Now I can’t unsee it. LOOK at the coffee cup! ☕️👀😂
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9 Jul 2024
Out of all the AIs, @SlackHQ AI is the most underwhelming & pretty much useless.
It seems to just pick & choose certain messages in a channel and call that a summary.
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9 Jul 2024
or "Hey I saw some conversations about bug X, there's some context from a few months ago that seem very related to bug X that maybe helpful to revisit. <link here>.
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9 Jul 2024
Context matters. AI should help us connect dots, not just regurgitate content.
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1 Mar 2024
My brother keeps saying he has a 410k.
idk what that is but I want one too.
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