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Clock @clocktimeapp

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Joined August 2025
  • Tweets 303
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  • Followers 230
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zane firehammer@killlikebutton
Apr 25
White people be like I got a yodeling pickle for my birthday
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I’m hearing that every showing of Bus Boys is sold out… not a dry eye in the house… so proud of you @TheoVon 🙏
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all this Covid-19 stuff is giving me Stephen king vibes…
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The idea of wearing a condom is so insane, like what are you gay?
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Michael Jackson and Obama frotting
ء@Panadolxtra_
Mar 30
pretend you're 12 years old and this is a google search bar.
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They’re actually talking about my weekend by the water cooler
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Once again folks it’s time for the handjob until I cum challenge
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shitting in the shower so I have to clean it up all day so I don’t have to do some random ass bullshit that’s more important
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Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984
Apr 19
you should have known that you were provoking me by doing what makes you happy
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penis stuck to pole because it’s frozen
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What if everyone came to a scchreeching halt going 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
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Using my tongue to taste
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U gonna fuck this long covid out of me or not
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burritodog@burritodog_
Apr 21
gun to your head delete one animal forever
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Hitler had the same birthday as columbine kinda sus
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Wait til you see what sex in quicksand is like . You need a special drug and a dream
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Doctor who fingered me
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@violettweets_
Apr 21
this color palette reminds you of what?
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Dick vibrating
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oh fuck yes rice and some bullshit
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