they/them 35 Sewist and stressed. Lives w/gay pirate brainrot. Queer, Disabled, ND and awkward AF. Weirder in person.
Joined October 2011
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9 Mar 2023
Um, thank you @poppyhollowed for making me look MAGNIFICENT?!!!!!I'm feeling many gender feelings from this
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22 Nov 2024
My partner wanted to watch at least the first episode of the hamster show. It's literally the dumbest shit I've ever seen
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6 Nov 2024
Keep writing, painting, filming, dancing, singing…whatever the art form, do it. Grief is heavy and requires somatic movement to release/ease it. Art is always there for you/us and no one will ever be able to take that from you because you are art. You are poetry.
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5 Nov 2024
I have weed gummies, many snacks, gonna bake cookies, and then start on a new embroidery project so I can repeatedly stab something over and over and over and over
And thankfully my partner is WFH tomorrow
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5 Nov 2024
When the favorite human (me), gangs up with the spare human (my partner) to force medication down your throat, you give the favorite human the cold shoulder for betraying you.
AKA: Khajiit is angee
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3 Nov 2024
Finished the present for my friendo!!! After I took these pictures, I used a lint roller to clean it up a bit. But, now I'm thinking I should've put a felt backing on it to cover up the messy back... But it's too late, it's in it's gift bag and I'm on my way to the party rn.
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1 Nov 2024
Working on a gift for a friend's bday. They are a professional shibari rigger, and their company name is "House of Bound". I'm doing an embroidery method called couching with thin jute twine and matching thread, I'll be doing some decorative knots around the border as well
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Teenagers aren't reading Flowers in the Attic any more and it shows. 🙃
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30 Oct 2024
If someone hits a grand slam tonight (10/30) in the #WorldSeries we will give away 4 prize packs with lube & merch. 1 for EACH run scored! Comment and RT to be entered to win and good luck baseball fans! ⚾️💦
(18 , U.S. Shipping address to win) #Yankees #Dodgers
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29 Oct 2024
Con literally said “mermaid jizz” in Samba’s video and yet somehow my timeline isn’t nothing but Stizzy at this moment??
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29 Oct 2024
Khajiit is at the vets til tomorrow for her second surgery, so it feels weird not having a 7 pound furry potato screaming at me cause I slept in and she couldn't do biscuits on me since I had the bedroom door closed
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29 Oct 2024
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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28 Oct 2024
Listen. If the #OFMD writers and showrunner want to party with us, we will decorate…
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26 Oct 2024
Heading to my Dad's celebration of Life 🫤 I barely slept last night even though I was exhausted. I wasn't even anxious about today, but my body was being a butthead and my brain wouldn't shut up about random historical facts and at least 4 different songs all at the same time
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27 Oct 2024
Home now, went to dinner with brother and some friends after the service. I am fucking exhausted
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