just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone
Joined September 2010
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Jan 17
I cannot be held to things I said days and days ago. That's ridiculous
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Jun 12
Texas Tech is setting their team up for failure. Giving your team the most distraction possible has a terrible track record.
A message to the Texas Tech community from our leadership.
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Iowa EveryJer retweeted
Jun 10
The Texas Tech and Brendan Sorsby outrage is hilarious.
He wagered a total of $850 on Indiana football while redshirting, placed 40 bets ranging from $1-$114, and never bet on a game he played in.
Community note
Sorsby placed thousands of bets totaling over $90,000 across multiple years and schools, including 40 wagers on his Indiana team while a member of it. The $850 figure refers only to the amount bet on Indiana football games. espn.com/college-footba… wlwt.com/article/report…
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Jun 6
I respect this game's opinion, but comeon. The 5 losses are just blatant Jackson Vrohman disrespect. This team would eat.
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Jun 6
[Daughter's dance recital parents dance]
Instructor: it's a 90's theme
Me: say less
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Jun 6
Masters of the Universe review
- overall masterpiece, probably the best we could hope for from Hollywood
- 1 weirdly timed dick joke at the end, all the other humor was fine imho
- biggest miss was not incorporating the Cringer to Battlecat transition into getting "the power"
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Jun 2
Gas prices are wild this morning. Saw $4.29 near Montezuma, $3.69 in Cedar Rapids and everywhere in between
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May 29
Texas Longhorns are the VERY DEFINITION of all-hat, no-cattle.
it's honestly impressive how they embody the phrase.
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Iowa EveryJer retweeted
Joey McGuire on Steve Sarkisian’s comments alluding to Texas Tech’s schedule.
Coach McGuire has talked to Texas State & Abilene Christian & would love to buy out those games to play Texas this season in Week 1. If not Lubbock, then @ATTStadium
“We would love to play Texas.”
( 🎙️ @ChrisVannini )
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May 28
• Offensive star
• Defensive liability
• Not a draft pick
• March disappointment
• Leaves ISU to bag chase
Which one do you think the old white dudes on CycloneFanatic excuse and which one they loathe?
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May 28
Milan Momcilovic joins Rocco Becht, Carson Hansen, Audi Crooks, & Addy Brown. Smfh.
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Iowa EveryJer retweeted
May 22
Troy Davis: The first player in FBS history to rush for 2,000 yards twice, and the definition of a player who put the team on his back @CycloneFB
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May 20
X: you have 1,700 followers
Me: [Deletes bots]
X: you have follower
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May 7
from Mommy to Double D ... we are blessed fam
🚨 2027 four-star power forward Donovan Davis commits to Iowa State 🚨
Davis is the second-highest rated commit in program history and the No. 38 player in the Class of 2027.
The 6-foot-7 forward chooses the Cyclones over Iowa, Marquette, Nebraska and Wisconsin.
Iowa State now has the No. 1 rated class by 247Sports.
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Apr 30
Seems pretty clear we made a choice - money is going to funnel to the most successful program and that's easily MBB.
FB gets a paycut by letting Campbell go & reducing NIL
WBB gets a paycut by reducing NIL
MBB gets a $$ injection
is what it is. we're a (Mens) basketball school.
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Apr 29
Jaime Pollard has made over $15M at Iowa State... seems pretty petty
Good conversation this morning with @IASTATEAD. He's not mad at Audi Crooks for leaving; he's sad. But leaving will affect her legacy.
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Apr 29
this was CLEARLY President Cook's move.
JP would have let another legend walk and then gaslit fans for being upset about it.
Thank you David Cook
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