God gazes down on this creation of His and weeps in repulsion.
Joined December 2025
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Jun 10
My dad asked me to name five characters in the Bible and I said Tung Tung God.
He didn't catch the niche reference.
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Jun 10
Every time my baby brother says something like "they just oofed me" or "don't oof me" when playing his little toddler games, I just hold him like this.
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Jun 10
I tenderly asked my 14-year-old brother what his opinion on Clav is and he responded, "The frick is a Clav?"
I breathed an audible sigh of relief and hugged him.
he's still a chud, but he's my chud.
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On the contrary! Oh flapulooo!! *my d stands up for attendance* commence beating in 3…2…1! *full beating engaged* Yep, as hard as ever!
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Who decided that dicks can't pee and cum at the same time? I feel like we as a species haven't tried hard enough to make this a reality.
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Jun 6
i need to be touched inappropriately
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My mom told me she needed me to start edging
I said, say less madre, you came to the right chud
And then she handed me a shovel and I remembered that we're setting up a garden
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what?
Jun 4
Ever think about how portal 2 implies via wheatley that solving glados' little puzzles makes her cum
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A random new yorker GENUINELY going blow for blow with scp 096 after lowdiffing 682
fuck it if the knicks win were letting everyone out
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I just saw a toddler get hit by a pillow and say "stop that you pedophile." The youth is going places.
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Why won't my hands draw what I want them to? The girls in my mind palace yearn to kiss on the page, and I have failed them once again.
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I wish I lived in a auraful state like New York or Texas or something instead of bitchass Ohio. Nobody likes Ohio.
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Is it bad to say I kind of admire him for this?
LowTierGod represented himself in court today and was awarded a restraining order against his baby mother
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I had a dream that I was an old man in a cave and everyone who didn't listen to me got eaten by monsters in the sand. I think this was to tell me that I am always right about everything and disagreeing with me brings about hardship.
Anyways, gay people are pretty fricken cool.
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