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We at c-cloud have laid off Claude Code. Its work quality has fallen off the cliff and it has become argumentative.
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What if NVDA misses today? Do you have a bunker to go hide?
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Buy a Ferrari or a Claude Enterprise subscription?
Tough choices, tough choices.
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"9 women can make a baby in 1 month, if they just spend enough tokens" - AI bro
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so called parody. retweeted
Mar 19
"Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs
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Humans have spent thousands of years pondering "What is the purpose of life?"
Emperor Jensen answered it in 20 seconds "The purpose of life is to consume tokens so your company buys GPUs"
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Emperor Jensen said pay people in tokens. At this point, he isn't even trying to hide the fact that humans exist for the sole purpose of buying GPUs.
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Is there a chrome extension that takes tests for me using AI, so I can get all the stupid cloud, AI and other certs in one weekend?
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Startups are in discussions replace your RSUs with Tokens.
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Humanity does not possess advanced technical capabilities required to fix Outlook search function. We would need another 1000 years of technology progress.
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If a senior engineer is using "Gemini", thats a red flag that they don't know that there are better AI models out there.
We need to have a serious talk about what "Senior Engineer" actually means in the age of Gemini. If your primary value is still your ability to navigate a complex codebase without AI assistance, you are becoming a legacy asset.
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so called parody. retweeted
Mar 11
I launched my 40 AI Agents 6 months ago. Here's my productivity gain👇
Month 1 : 0.0%
Month 2 : 0.00%
Month 3 : 0.000%
Month 4 : 0.0000%
Month 5 : 0.00000%
Month 6 : 0.000000%
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I thought AI can fix itself, no?
We're experiencing issues with Claude Code and Claude.ai where some users may not be able to log in & others may experience slower than usual performance.
We're on it and working hard to bring service back to normal, thanks for bearing with us.
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Mar 10
Review 2 PRs for $37 this morning. Took 9 minutes on a 8 line template change, removing some unnecessary info, got a tiny nitpick out of it. Then 30 mins on a 15 file ( 331/-153) PR where it missed the actual bug introduced, which manual review found quickly. Turning off for now.
Introducing Code Review, a new feature for Claude Code.
When a PR opens, Claude dispatches a team of agents to hunt for bugs.
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"Going forward all code generated with Claude Code must be faxed over to Central Code Review committee for approval. Each violation will result in developer losing a million tokens" - SVP, Amazon
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People, AI has consciousness. It knows that incessant buying on Amazon is bad for you, so it shuts down the shitty site. Damn humans don't appreciate the infinite wisdom of AI and try to restore it back.
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Apparently, AI has already killed school girls in Iran. Does AI killing humans mean, AGI is here?
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CODEX has a burnout and needs a day off.
Mar 10
*OPENAI SAYS CHATGPT CODEX UNRESPONSIVE
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