The rain made a door for me and I went through it. The stones made a throne for me and I sat upon it. Former Senior Writer @EW, now seeking new opportunities
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Here's the @EW story I've been waiting 3 years to write: An in-depth look at 'Dune: Part Two' from Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, Austin Butler, and Denis Villeneuve ew.com/dune-part-two-timothe…
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I’m throughly uninterested in the “Wemby” rehabilitation project that’s been happening on this site today. He choked, played dirty, and said corny shit. It’s okay to make him the villain. It’s sports and it’s supposed to have villains. What are you idiots talking about lol.
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Jun 15
Clearly sounds like they’re just taking my advice and adapting the incredible Matt Fraction/Steve Lieber Jimmy Olsen comic, which opens in Gorilla City
Jun 15
James Gunn confirms a Jimmy Olsen & Gorilla Grodd show is in the works.
“We start filming soon.”
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Jun 15
A big reason it’s been so annoying to watch rich celebrities talking about “real New Yorkers” is that we now have a popular socialist mayor who stands against that fact kind of small-minded exclusion
Jun 15
Asked ab discourse (inc from Rep. Espaillat) around “gentrifier” insurgent lefty candidates, Mayor Mamdani says he appreciates everyone “helping to build this city.”
“I think we are at our best as a city when we don't distinguish btwn who deserves to call themselves a NYer.”
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Jun 14
He'll never be an actual face of the NBA because he's deeply unlikeable. Kobe, LeBron, Jordan, and others could be tough personalities, bitter at times, but Wemby has, absolutely, the worst sportsmanship of any major player I've seen. Dirty and nasty player.
Jun 14
Watched the full Wemby conference to make sure. I don’t speak French. But not a word in English of praise or congratulation for the Knicks.
Completely focused on his own growth, learning, and dominance.
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Jun 14
Total humiliation for the San Antonio Spurs. They should have to give back 2 of Duncan’s rings
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Jun 11
One of the most beautiful 3s in league history given the circumstances, defender, and how inevitable it felt
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The three greatest human achievements are the novel, the moon landing and basketball.
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Jun 6
the knicks *still* have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’
May 20
the knicks have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’
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It's really funny that we're suddenly in the backwards future where, to promote your new He-Man movie, you have to go into the criterion closet and talk about Paolo Sorrentino films
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Jun 4
Spurs deserved to lose for this gimmick, the courtside couple shouting obscenities at Brunson, and ofc the guy who stormed the court
Jun 4
Not tryna be that guy but this just felt pretty lame. Kind of cheapened a moment introducing the two best teams on the biggest stage while the whole country is watching & they tried to make it a joke
Didn’t take the Spurs for a gimmick organization
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If you elect a socialist mayor, your team will make the NBA Finals
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May 26
Zohran Mamdani approval rating might shoot to 95% if the Knicks win it all
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May 24
the knicks have *still* not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’
May 20
the knicks have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’
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In the ruins of the former American Empire, while travelling on dark routes, you may find yourself in the presence of an entity known only as "The bunny of the swarming bugs" or more commonly, "The Wabbit." He is said to be a long forgotten trickster god. Never quarrel with Him.
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May 22
the knicks have still not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in 'the devil wears prada 2'
May 20
the knicks have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’
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May 20
If you're filing noise complaints against Brooklyn's oldest lesbian bar during Pride, you might be in the wrong neighborhood.
This has been a home for queer Brooklynites for 26 years. Ginger's deserves better.
Brooklyn’s Oldest Lesbian Bar Cancels “Majority” of Pride Month DJ Events Due to Noise Calls them.us/story/gingers-lesbia…
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May 20
The Boys has come to an end. For @TVGuide I argue that the show was better before it became explicitly about Donald Trump and ripped-from-the-headlines stories tvguide.com/news/the-boys-se…
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May 20
Yesss a whole reported piece about Wemby's training at the airbending temple, thank you @ramonashelburne !! espn.com/nba/story/_/id/4881…
May 20
Victor Wembanyama dribbled a basketball up a dangerous mountain route in 4.5 hours (takes a normal person 7-8 hours to walk up it) while training with the monks, per @ramonashelburne
“One day he told Wembanyama to dribble a basketball up another dangerous mountain route to Sanhuangzhai, a monastery deep in the Song Mountains. The hike traversed cliffside plank paths, suspension bridges and ancient forests, and was five times as long as the one to Bodhidharma Cave. The trail forces you to climb roughly 2,500 feet in elevation across uneven ridges and stone.”
(espn.com/nba/story/_/id/4881…)
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