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13 Nov 2022
My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?
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8 Sep 2022
Now we all know I was innocent ! Amen! RIP Queen E !
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I don't want self-driving cars and trips to Mars, I want a planet where we don't get headlines like "all the rain is now toxic"
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10 Mar 2022
"The wait is nearly over…previously postponed shows in North America will be announced in the coming days. Gear up for an exciting year ahead!" @PearlJam
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2 Mar 2022
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26 Aug 2021
What the world is seeing now in Afghanistan is what the world chose to ignore for far too long. War is hell. It always has been. And it always will be. Its currency is death, dismemberment, desperation, and fear. It doesn’t end in parades. It ends in caskets.
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23 Jun 2021
DAAAMN. Everyone PLEASE PLEASE watch this.
23 Jun 2021
After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.
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15 May 2021
Most of the Denver market didn't get to see the Avs have a Presidents' Trophy season and the Nuggets have the league MVP. Shame on KSE.
A total missed opportunity to build fans for the future. But they're more worried about winning a stare down with Comcast. Shameful.
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24 Apr 2021
We did it everyone! The AL West standings now spell “ASSHAT”
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16 Apr 2021
“Bobcat” is trending and I feel like I’ve been training for this my whole life.
A thread.
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19 Feb 2021
The US officially reentered the Paris climate accord today.
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17 Feb 2021
NYC transit modes as birds 🚃🐦(a thread)
R33 Redbird Train // Cardinal
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3 Feb 2021
The US government handing out '$2000' stimulus checks...
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28 Mar 2020
Someone sent me this and it is hilarious
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You might want to just call them @realDonaldTrump
27 Mar 2020
General Motors MUST immediately open their stupidly abandoned Lordstown plant in Ohio, or some other plant, and START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!! @GeneralMotors @Ford
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25 Mar 2020
Trump should prove we're ready for Easter by holding rallies starting tonight. Maga hats as far as the eye can see. The "real people" packed shoulder to shoulder, high-fivin' and French kissin' and whatnot.
6 Oct 2017
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Get 3 #USMNT
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