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christopher keller @cnkeller

Technologist Fellow @asrcfederal

Joined January 2007
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Got 30% my SPCX allocation request through Schwab at $135. Let's see where this goes.
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Finally caught up on Ballerina from the John Wick series. The flamethrower scenes were amazing.
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OpenAI's Codex app seems interesting, but apparently my holding onto my perfectly good Intel Macbook Pro might be at odds with progress. Sigh.
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Stranger Things Withdrawal? Miss the Squawk? Give these guys a try: wsqkthesquawk.net/
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Is there any time when X is not over capacity?
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Really surprised we’re in the top 5%, but I suppose that just means we’re having Tesla adventures.
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A heads up on X recurring subscriptions would be nice. Or the ability to actually cancel the same day. No reason to be surprised by a bill.
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Great interaction with @Tesla service for the @cybertruck. Had an unexpected drive inverter failure which resulted in a tow to the service center for safety. They sorted the issue and the service manager was nice enough to offer to have it trucked back so I didn't have go pick it up.
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Sincere appreciation shout out to @Tesla Matthews & Northlake for getting the @cybertruck into service without delay. Looking forward to getting back on the road!
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HBO captcha test is the worst design ever. Watching now feels like a punishment.
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Apple Music in Tesla is pretty seamless but I’m pretty sure it’s called “The Division Bell” not “Two Giant Metal Faces In A Field”.
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christopher keller retweeted
JL Mann Athletics@AthleticsJl
10 Sep 2025
All boys interested in playing lacrosse this spring need to attend the player/parent interest meeting on Sept. 16 in the JL Mann Media Center. #onemann #mannup
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What is the benefit of reporting gmail spam if they never update the matching algorithm? Companies send precisely zero legitimate emails that start with "WARNING: All of your cloud sync data is at risk".
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Does the Tesla windshield protection cover the Cybertruck lightbar?
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Is @GuildhallStudio still active? Parts of the website are broken and it’s been a few years since the Sea of Legends kickstarter and wondering if we’re going to get more expansions?
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Tried bitchat at a conference. Really wanted to like it, but the lack of message notifications meant I had to be staring at it the whole time. Fun concept, just not for my use case.
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I do not miss flying every week. 4am trips to the airport are less than optimal. See everyone @asrcfederal later today.
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Ouch…
Maryland Whipsnakes
@PLLWhipsnakes
24 Jul 2025
Proceeded to blow a 8-1 lead after this btw
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Got my Equifax data breach settlement...$7.44. Going to try to not spend it all on one latte.
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